Honey - Answer the Phone

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by sarathy, Sep 24, 2007.

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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

    A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room start listening him.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
     
    sarathy, Sep 24, 2007 IP
  2. xPsycho

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    lol heard this one before but still funny.:D
     
    xPsycho, Sep 24, 2007 IP
  3. sanny

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    fuuny man good staff.
     
    sanny, Sep 25, 2007 IP
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    Damn, this phone was mine!
     
    progresivo, Sep 26, 2007 IP
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    oh my... he would be shocked when get back home. :D
     
    tonyinabox, Sep 28, 2007 IP
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    X P S Well-Known Member

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    hahah lolss:D
     
    X P S, Sep 16, 2009 IP
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    lol its damn good.so funny
     
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    you managed to dig out a thread 2 years old...good job
     
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    Haha, Good Story.
     
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    lol, this one was really good xD Great end xD
     
    dexaffiliate, Sep 16, 2009 IP
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    nice !! :)
     
    kiran12, Sep 16, 2009 IP