Don't Try These Poems to Your Lover

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by hohohihi, Sep 4, 2009.

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    1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you has screwed up my life.

    2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
    But I only slept with you 'cause I was on the piss.

    5. I thought that I could love no other
    -- that is until I met your brother.

    6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
    But don't take that paper bag off your face.

    8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    9. My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

    11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.

    Visit My Blog for More Jokes...:D
     
    hohohihi, Sep 4, 2009 IP
  2. fabuluousman

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    #2
    hahahha,,very funny..maybe can give to ex-girlfren.. cheers
     
    fabuluousman, Sep 4, 2009 IP
  3. TIRTH

    TIRTH Peon

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    #3
    Really cool poems.
    LoL...
     
    TIRTH, Sep 4, 2009 IP
  4. Mechanical

    Mechanical Banned

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    #4
    Nice Poems,
    I think din't be afraid to write your own love poems. You can do it! Spice Up Your Sex Life!
     
    Mechanical, Sep 5, 2009 IP
  5. prerna bali

    prerna bali Peon

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    #5
    Hehehehe really very funny.......... but I am not going to use it in front of my boy friend
     
    prerna bali, Sep 9, 2009 IP
  6. M.IMRAN

    M.IMRAN Well-Known Member

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    #6
    Thats really sweet poetry :)

    I like it.
     
    M.IMRAN, Sep 9, 2009 IP
  7. Awan-G

    Awan-G Active Member

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    #7
    Very nice poem

    I like this very much !
     
    Awan-G, Sep 15, 2009 IP
  8. smile633

    smile633 Peon

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    #8
    Words hurt!
    When hurt, we need to forgive those who hurt us or else we hurt others.
    How do you think anyone can trust you or love you when you say things like that?
     
    smile633, Sep 15, 2009 IP
  9. justinlink

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    #9
    Yes you are right i think any one should not say like this any one who love each other.
     
    justinlink, Sep 15, 2009 IP
  10. X P S

    X P S Well-Known Member

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    hahahahah [​IMG]
     
    X P S, Sep 16, 2009 IP
  11. hohohihi

    hohohihi Peon

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    #11
    Don't get it wrong guys! It's just a joke :D
    Actually it's taken from a contest by Washington Post, where the contestans have to make a 1st romantic line, and the least romantic one for the 2nd line.
     
    hohohihi, Sep 16, 2009 IP
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    #12
    lol, washington post rocks xD Maybe ill try them out on my GF xD
     
    dexaffiliate, Sep 16, 2009 IP
  13. duran

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    #13
    I can't stop laughing when I saw the 5th one.
     
    duran, Sep 16, 2009 IP
  14. kraran

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    #14
    Lol.. those made me laugh very loud :D :D
     
    kraran, Sep 16, 2009 IP
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    #15
    really nice man...
    indeed they are not worthy trying in front of a lover but nice to make other laugh,,,
    cherrs thanks for share,,,
     
    hemp, Sep 17, 2009 IP
  16. varnika

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    #16
    Amazing!!

    They are actually good. These can work..if someone is planning to dump his/her present partner.

    HahA:)
     
    varnika, Sep 17, 2009 IP
  17. ziya

    ziya Well-Known Member

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    #17
    haha ..really funny
     
    ziya, Sep 17, 2009 IP
  18. toycat

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    #18
    Nice jokes lol :p
     
    toycat, Sep 17, 2009 IP