Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... ....no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking... I Gave Up Reading . My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle. You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off. Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance
i saw an old poster somewhere long time ago with an old sailor drinking from beer mug. the slogan said, "i spent most of my money on beer and women. the rest, i just wasted." here's another one, "why drink and drive since you can smoke and fly!"
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down. If there is no god, who pops up the next kleenex? Just quote some of funny slogans here for sharing.