Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

    28.4%
  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    32.0%
  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    10.9%
  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    28.8%
  1. dcristo

    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #1641
    dude just stick it in, even if its a tree with a hole. :eek:
     
    dcristo, Sep 14, 2009 IP
  2. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1642
    you'll be alright dude. You're not a wacko. you've come quite far grass hoppy so log off the web unless you're on to make some bank and go conquer your little ass town in Oregon and then move on ;)
     
    Blogmaster, Sep 14, 2009 IP
  3. MikeMatthews

    MikeMatthews Guest

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    #1643
    interesting thread?? haha WHAT?!?!
     
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  4. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1644
    yes interesting thread but retarded post like this makes me sick


    anyway, nino, you won't be a 97 year old virgin. You can always go for a hooker.
     
    Project Mobius, Sep 15, 2009 IP
  5. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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  6. da3dalus

    da3dalus Member

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    #1646
    Lol @ that world record. I almost fell off my chair :confused:
     
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  7. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1647
    That's one of those retarded records which nobody admires the holders for.
     
    Blogmaster, Sep 15, 2009 IP
  8. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1648
    Bah!!! EVERYONE would LOVE to have that record!!!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Sep 15, 2009 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1649
    damn, that is one dusty clam :eek:


    you haven't been on anymore $500 fair dates have you :D
    We have something magical here called a "discount theater". Sure it smells like cat anus but for $1.50 I'm down!

    (And don't ask me how I know what the cat sphincter smells like...it's a more of a hunch than anything really).

    a bush! bwahahahaha!! oh wait, you mean in lieu of the tree...:eek:
     
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  10. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1650
    nintendo, do you want us to chip in $1 each so you can get laid?
     
    Project Mobius, Sep 15, 2009 IP
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    DomainMagnate Illustrious Member

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    #1651
    So... you have a cat? :D
     
    DomainMagnate, Sep 16, 2009 IP
  12. domainer_10

    domainer_10 Peon

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    #1652
    I don't think youll be able to compete. Susan Boyle is going for the record too. And women generally live longer than men. :D
     
    domainer_10, Sep 16, 2009 IP
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    #1653
    I said not to ask! :rolleyes:
    Sis-in-law used to breed Bengal Cats...holy lord, man, that was a good place for about 27 stick-ups






    no new dates? what's the phone call frequency?
     
    timsdd, Sep 23, 2009 IP
  14. Project Mobius

    Project Mobius Peon

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    #1654
    news flash: nintendo is too busy banging the girl he doesn't have time to post here anymore
     
    Project Mobius, Sep 23, 2009 IP
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    domainer_10 Peon

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    #1655
    Damn now I'm even jealous of him. :cool:
     
    domainer_10, Sep 24, 2009 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1656
    lol, I don't know about that. :eek:
     
    scylla, Sep 24, 2009 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    #1657
    either that or working another job to fund the next few fair dates :D
     
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  18. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1658
    Hey guys, for a week or so I've been sleeping with a dogie!!!!!

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    Oh, sorry guys, I'm still a virgin!!!!!!! :D:D:D

    Oh, I last talked to da HOT chick...today!!!!!! She's currently one state away...working at da fair!!!
     
    Nintendo, Sep 25, 2009 IP
  19. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1659
    Wow, they are both so cute. Which one is which???:D:eek:
     
    Mia, Sep 25, 2009 IP
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    #1660
    hmm... you mentioned that she had/has a dog.... is the one in the picture hers or is it a new pet of yours? What kind of dog is that btw?

     
    scylla, Sep 25, 2009 IP