Just heard this one.. Mickey Mouse goes to his lawyer and say's "I want to divorce Minnie". "Come into my office" replies the lawyer. After talking for a while the lawyer says "All right, let me get this right, you want to divorce Minnie beacause she's got buck teeth?" Mickey replies "No, she's f**king Goofy"
Actually this joke is not very bad. I can't think of any because the worst joke is not meant to be remembered.
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the Toy Box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, saying "Lie to me!"
- I don't have many dolls, I don't have many friends, I don't have... - Stop crying, you have cancer , Mother said Really worst .