Worst joke i have ever heard, A teacher asked pappu: what is the capital of united states? pappu:washington dc when asked what dc stood for he added dot com.
You are the biggest and tasteless idiot of today. I loss 5 friends there. Maybe a plane will crash into you
Bush:My daughter just had a child D Cheney:congrats Bush:but there is a problem, we don't know the father D Cheney:silly, that is a no-brainer, just Blame Muslim extremists
What's the difference between your wife and your mistress? .........about 45lbs! What's the difference between your husband and your lover? ..........about 45 minutes!
CET question paper., Fill in the blanks., If a girl faints, we must first check her PU_S_. those who wrote pulse got medical seats, others got engineering seats
Heard loads of worst jokes that did'nt even made me smile (laughing was far away) but nothing in my mind as such now ... Let me share a good one ... maybe this will be worst for someone husband: Dahling .. Years ago when we got married .. u got a figure like a coke bottle Wife: Honey .. It's still the same .. Difference is it was 250 ML at that tym and 2.5 Litre bottle right now Loads of laugh PHYza
Bush and Obama were Sitting in a show Host Asks: What are you planning? Bush: Planning World War 3 Host: Really? Whats going to happen? Bush: Well, This time we are going to kill 150 million Muslims and Angalina Jolie Host: Angalina Jolie? Why do you want to kill Angalina Jolie Bush turn to Obama and Says: See I told you no one would worry about 150 Million Muslims
two friends went for scooba diving.. one dived with all the apparatus but he found no matter what how deep he went he found his friend already reached the spot without any apparatus.. he could no resist himself asking the fact that how can he manage to do so... the friend replied..."you fool!!!! help me i am sinking"
A Mexican, a Jew and a colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up at them and says -- ‘get the fuck out.’