Worst joke you have ever heard?

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  1. #1
    Hello,
    What is the worst joke you have ever heard ?:D, please share with us..
     
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  2. TIRTH

    TIRTH Peon

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    Worst joke i have ever heard,

    A teacher asked pappu: what is the capital of united states?
    pappu:washington dc
    when asked what dc stood for he added dot com.
     
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  3. StevieHawk

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    #3
    hah

    Did you hear about the magic tractor?....

    It TURNED into a field.
     
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    #4
    Hahah it's not that worst. :p
     
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    Today is 9/11, World Trade Center crashed and collapsed on this day.
     
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    #6
    the one about how four
    homosexuals fit on one barstool
     
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  7. HumanVirus

    HumanVirus Active Member

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    #7
    If it is a joke then its pretty sick.
     
    HumanVirus, Sep 11, 2009 IP
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    You are the biggest and tasteless idiot of today. I loss 5 friends there. Maybe a plane will crash into you
     
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    #9
    Bush:My daughter just had a child
    D Cheney:congrats
    Bush:but there is a problem, we don't know the father
    D Cheney:silly, that is a no-brainer, just Blame Muslim extremists
     
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    wilderr67 Active Member

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    #10
    What's the difference between your wife and your mistress?

    .........about 45lbs!

    What's the difference between your husband and your lover?

    ..........about 45 minutes!
     
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    Rightg Member

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    #11
    Why did the girl close the window?
    ... Because she was feeling cold! Lol!

    I know...
     
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    MAGiC_LOVE Well-Known Member

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    #12
    lol this is good one...:D
     
    MAGiC_LOVE, Sep 11, 2009 IP
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    MAGiC_LOVE Well-Known Member

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    #13
    CET question paper.,

    Fill in the blanks.,

    If a girl faints, we must first check her PU_S_.


    those who wrote pulse got medical seats, others got engineering seats
     
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    #14
    Weird jokes
     
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    phyza Well-Known Member

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    #15
    Heard loads of worst jokes that did'nt even made me smile (laughing was far away) but nothing in my mind as such now ...

    Let me share a good one ... maybe this will be worst for someone :p

    husband: Dahling .. Years ago when we got married .. u got a figure like a coke bottle
    Wife: Honey .. It's still the same .. Difference is it was 250 ML at that tym and 2.5 Litre bottle right now :D

    Loads of laugh
    PHYza
     
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    #16
    Bush and Obama were Sitting in a show
    Host Asks: What are you planning?
    Bush: Planning World War 3
    Host: Really? Whats going to happen?
    Bush: Well, This time we are going to kill 150 million Muslims and Angalina Jolie
    Host: Angalina Jolie? Why do you want to kill Angalina Jolie
    Bush turn to Obama and Says: See I told you no one would worry about 150 Million Muslims
     
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  17. Mechanical

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    #17
    I can't even post the WORST jokes i've heard..because they are just terrible.
     
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  18. sam77am

    sam77am Well-Known Member

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    #18
    Good one....:D
     
    sam77am, Sep 13, 2009 IP
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    #19
    two friends went for scooba diving..
    one dived with all the apparatus but he found no matter what how deep he went he found his friend already reached the spot without any apparatus..
    he could no resist himself asking the fact that how can he manage to do so...
    the friend replied..."you fool!!!! help me i am sinking"
     
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    #20
    A Mexican, a Jew and a
    colored guy walk into a bar, the
    bartender looks up at them and
    says -- ‘get the fuck out.’
     
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