What should I eat?

I twisted my knee yesterday so i can't move really well..

I am in extreme hunger and my leg hurt like hell..I really need help to decided what should i eat..

I donno wanna cook....and it is too early for pizza or chinese food (10:30 am)...shit my life sucks...

 

Oh man, your life really does suck. Kids are dying from starvation in Africa, there's a war going on, homeless people on the street can't afford to live, girls are getting raped, people are dying of cancer....but you can't decide what food to eat? HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Pls someone help this poor poor man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ps; It's never too early for pizza or Chinese food.

 

I ate a cold chicken meat and chips kebab this morning. God it was heavenly.

 

Ramens!

You boil some water and you pour it on the noodles...simple!

Or you could pay the doorman to go get you something from across the street.

 

Call me stupid, but wasn't breakfast invented for mornings? Bacon, eggs, sausages, toast, cereal, croissants?

 

You have to cook it though.

Full English takes forever to cook.

 

btw I love Chinese food, but what do people in China normally have for breakfast?

 

Kittens I'd imagine.

 

Dogs I would have thought.

 

Is it dogs they eat?

I saw a picture of some chinese guy eating fetuses and unborn children too.

Crazy asians.

 

Cook Cereal.... i dunno about you... but last time i had lucky charms i didn't take them out of the oven at 325 degrees for 40 mins....

 

Full English is a cooked breakfast. Eggs, Sausage, Beans, Bacon, Black Pudding, Toast etc..

 

Black pudding?

 

I think it's actually sheeps blood compressed or something.. lemme go look.

Black pudding, blood sausage or blood pudding is a sausage made by cooking down the blood of an animal with meat, fat or filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled. In the West, pig or cattle blood is most often used, sheep and goat blood are used to a lesser extent, while blood from poultry is very seldom used. In fact, there are ancient references to sausages made with blood, e.g. from Homer's Odyssey - "As when a man besides a great fire has filled a sausage with fat and blood and turns it this way and that and is very eager to get it quickly roasted...".

 

urrgh ... I think I will have a Chinese dog instead

 

u can have fruits, some salads !

 

If you were in China, you could always go to the
first speciality penis restaurant

 

I could have lived a happy life w/o ever reading that

 

I know, I'm having a bad day and had to ensure that I'm not the only one

 

Trust me you made certain of that!!!!