How should I kill my computer!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jacksmith, Aug 5, 2006.

  1. #1
    I have a toshiba satellite and I wish to get rid of it. I am thinking on the line of blowing it up with explosives, running it over with a truck...:cool: don't ask why it deserves such a horrifying death.

    what do you think should I do!

    ps: please don't suggest to sell it on ebay :rolleyes:
     
    jacksmith, Aug 5, 2006 IP
  2. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #2
    Sell it on ebay. :D
     
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  3. jacksmith

    jacksmith Peon

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    #3
    Did i tell you before that your title 'king of da wackos' fits you just right :D

    now now coleen.. don't follow the footsteps of Nintendo:p
     
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    gr8liverpoolfan Notable Member

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    #4
    Simple solution..give it as a gift to your worst enemy:D
     
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    jacksmith Peon

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    #5
    nice idea gr8liverpoolfan, but i don't want to spend on gift wrapping !
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Never say NOT to do something...or da Wacko will probably do it!!!! :D Of course you can just send it to me and I can 'kill it'!!! :D:D:D
     
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  7. jacksmith

    jacksmith Peon

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    hmm.. will keep in mind nxt time. Sure I can send it to you but I need someone professional in getting the job done. any experience?

    ps: don't shoot yourself nintendo. please DON'T :)
     
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    Xitanto Peon

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    #8
    Make a slow-mo video of a pistol bullet ripping through the LCD screen. :p
     
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  9. jacksmith

    jacksmith Peon

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    #9
    matrix style uh!
    sounds cool.
    can you suggest some good video team, I have only one laptop and would like to get the shoot right in first try :p
     
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  10. Daniel

    Daniel Peon

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    #10
    What about droping it off the roof of a building and watching it smash to bits upon impact :D
     
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    forumrating Notable Member

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    #11
    if u wana destroy it, bang it 1000 times till every part of the laptop is blown
    or else put a cracker bomb inside any empty case and fire it ;)
     
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  12. jacksmith

    jacksmith Peon

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    @Daniel: i can do that with little effort. I am thinking of dropping a 10 kg hammer on top of it just to make sure that its really dead :D

    @forumrating: this old timer won't die that easily and its no fun lifting this 6+ pound machine 1000 times. :(
     
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    ly2 Notable Member

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    #13
    Shoot it!
    I shot an old Dell desktop before, it was amazing! Me and my buddy went out to the woods with an AK47.

    Needless to say...
    Nerds: 1
    Dell PC: 0
     
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    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #14
    Install Windows, that should do it:)
     
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    Daniel Peon

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    #15
    Good Idea jacksmith. :)
     
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    LOL Good one :)
     
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  17. jacksmith

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    #17
    Great thinking;)

    But the damn thing is immune to M$ virus. After all it was born with the disease :p
     
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  18. Daniel

    Daniel Peon

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    #18
    HAHAHAH :D:D
     
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  19. Ronny

    Ronny Active Member

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    #19
    It won't ruin everything at once, but if you have the option in your BIOS to change the voltage level for your laptop's power supply try to change it to something wrong.. It will blow up the entire power supply and if you're lucky the motherboard may be destroyed too.

    Happened to me once, only difference is that I wanted to turn the pwoer supply and moved a knob behind the computer without looking there - And the thing blew up. Kinda scary, you know. So much smoke! Oh, do it outdoors.

    Good luck! :)
     
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    #20
    Sounds like you have a good problem here. If it was me, I would have some built up frustration on so lets see how much abuse it could take. Start taking it apart piece by piece. Or if you don't want to do that, you could always use your laptop as a clay piegion.
     
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