Will Nintendo ever get laid?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blogmaster, Jul 29, 2005.

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Will Ninno ever get laid?

  1. Yes, some girl will fall in love with him and no one will understand why.

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    28.4%

  2. NO, even if a girl likes him, he'll screw it up.

    170 vote(s)
    32.0%

  3. Maybe, if he changes his ways, it could happen.

    58 vote(s)
    10.9%

  4. Yes, but not with a chick (turns gay or into beastiality)

    153 vote(s)
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  1. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #1541
    Where is the fair exactly? How close to a major airport? Will you wear a hidden earpiece so we can tell you what to say while while you are on your date? We need about 10 people to be the Digital Point gang to follow him around I think.
     
    digitalpoint, Aug 8, 2009 IP
  2. bogart

    bogart Notable Member

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    #1542
    The shirt is clean. He has a whole closet full of Ken Jennings shirts :eek:

    How about a web cam helmet :D

    [​IMG]
     
    bogart, Aug 8, 2009 IP
  3. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1543
    Third fair date iz over. This time we were there for...10 hours!!!!! :eek: Todayz date cost...$200 or $700 for da three dayz at da fair!!! :eek:

    One of da fair workers ended up geting a crush on her...and he's very normal!!! I smell MAJOR competition!!!!!!!!! Da one good thing iz that today waz da last day of da fair and he doezn't live around here!!!!!

    Oh boy!!! Yep!!!! And it's a *very* romantic picture!!!! :D

    She wants me to call her Monday, when it's a good time for her to bring da picture over so I can scan it!!!

    Remember, I am wacko!!!! I need to look a little bit non-normal!! Oh, she picked out a new shirt and shorts for me to buy!! er...was that a tiny little *hint* from her!!!! :D

    Right now...they have probably started taking it down. Maybe in a year!!!!!

    Oh, a tip for you fair goers...flirt with da fair workers!! She'z very good at that and got a few free ridez!! I only got one free ride...only cause I was with her!!!
     
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    gsv13 Well-Known Member

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    #1544
    Why fair only all the three times? sounds boring!
     
    gsv13, Aug 8, 2009 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #1545
    Hey, I understand that. When you live in a small-ish town, and there is hardly ever anything interesting to do, the fair is a big deal! :D
     
    buffalo, Aug 9, 2009 IP
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    pcz Well-Known Member

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    #1546
    To tell you the truth I don't know who ninno is :|
     
    pcz, Aug 9, 2009 IP
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    ROOFIS Well-Known Member

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    #1547
    Say not Guantanamo bay detention center? :D I hear their hiring!....As for Ninno
    "us da humanoids will have da wait on the outcome of da date" :eek:





    ROOFIS:cool:
     
    ROOFIS, Aug 9, 2009 IP
  8. campolar

    campolar Peon

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    #1548
    You should hang around more :p
     
    campolar, Aug 10, 2009 IP
  9. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1549
    [​IMG]

    Click da image for a much bigger close up!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    Nintendo, Aug 10, 2009 IP
  10. gsv13

    gsv13 Well-Known Member

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    #1550
    Lol! .... but that marriage certificate is unsigned :eek: :p
     
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  11. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #1551
    More like, "Zoom in to see Nintendo's crazy eyes." lol
     
    digitalpoint, Aug 11, 2009 IP
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    scylla Notable Member

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    #1552
    Well whats the word with her nintendo, get laid yet?
     
    scylla, Aug 11, 2009 IP
  13. Blogmaster

    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #1553
    Very cool. So? ...


    I helped you become the "King of Sitepoint", but I cannot help you with that one.

    You're on your own grasshoppy.

    Bueno suerte :)
     
    Blogmaster, Aug 11, 2009 IP
  14. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1554
    Nice. So what number prom is this?
     
    Mia, Aug 11, 2009 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #1555
    I'd be willing to bet that it's Nintendo's first. :eek:
     
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    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #1556
    What's with the wedding ring on her finger, I know these dress up places have great costumes, but they don't have wedding rings. Who's wife is she Nino?
     
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  17. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1557

    There's always homecoming and this:

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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #1558
    Bah!! She's never been married, has no kids, and oh, she's single!!!!!!

    Oh...BDW, I'm still a virgin!!!!!!!!! :D

    I actually went to da prom four times back in high school. Three years with one chick, and one year with another chick. Same with Homecoming. :eek: Of course i NEVER asked them to da dances!! I just don't know how to say NO to a chick!!!! :D

    er, ladies, wanna teack me how to say NO to chicks!!! :D
     
    Nintendo, Aug 11, 2009 IP
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    buffalo Illustrious Member

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    #1559
    It's just a band. There is no diamond on that ring. ;)
     
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  20. Mia

    Mia R.I.P. STEVE JOBS

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    #1560
    See, and people wonder why I asked... No shame in going to the prom more than once... Damn, same chick 3 times and still a Virgin. WoW!!!
     
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