Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".

Top 22 things an Indian does after returning to India from "US".

22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)

16.Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!"

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one:
1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

 

hahahahahahah thats funny....

 

The Ultimate one is right . Many people take it a proud to live in US .

 

wrong dude! ,

first of all his eyes would desperate to see his/her relatives.

 

Nice one...

 

Yes,you are right,
I also see some indian people returning from US.

 

Sure, It is funny. Not true though.

Most of them are made up.In the sense, some one has studied the difference between India and the US and scripted this.

 

23, immediately go back to US

 

If the person's been in US since childhood or has been studying there for quite some time, he's bound to do such things.

 

great. Thanks for sharing.

 

They are all funny! And some of them true too!

Had good laugh at 12th and 14th ones!

 

That's the proper pronunciation.

 

funny but not true :x

 

thanks for sharing

 

no 10 is not true, i Think where you live in india is in bad condition, i m living in delhi and Roads are really great!. Delhi is now developing at very high pace, may be US people don't want to go BAck once they visit Delhi.

 

hahaha lol this is funny

 

Haha...that's funny ! And what are the things an Indian does after going to US from India ?

 

lol hhahaa

 

"sk" and "sh" versions are both accepted pronunciations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_words_of_disputed_pronunciation

 

British English and American English, you see...