Shopping for a partner? (JOKE)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kosmix5, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. #1
    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
    woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
    the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
    choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.


    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."


    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
    Looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
    and Help With Housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
    with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
    sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
    this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    please.

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


    PLEASE NOTE:


    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives
    store just across the street.


    The first floor has wives that love sex.


    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.


    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
     
    Kosmix5, Jul 30, 2009 IP
  2. calum

    calum Peon

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    #2
    *clap* *clap* *clap*
     
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  3. alphaneterik

    alphaneterik Banned

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    #3
    lol no such thing as prince charming ladies.. sorry
     
    alphaneterik, Jul 30, 2009 IP
  4. yudi

    yudi Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Nice Joke....:)
     
    yudi, Jul 30, 2009 IP
  5. Arted4Life

    Arted4Life Peon

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    #5
    I have heard this before. But it's still funny, and so true. We are not hard to please.
     
    Arted4Life, Jul 31, 2009 IP
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    sawz Prominent Member

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    #6
    thats been posted here before but still a good laugh. ;)
     
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  7. TIRTH

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    Realy very nice jokes you put it here,
    Thanks for sharing it here.
     
    TIRTH, Jul 31, 2009 IP