Atheists/Agnostics Beware. . .Hypocrites are Among You!!!

It has come to my attention that here in DP, some who claim to be "atheists/agnostics", are phonies. . ."hypocrites", if you will. They're not really atheistic and agnostic at all, they're just pretending to be, in order to gain acceptance into the double Atheists/Agnostics Super Secret Evolutionary Society, and then exposing Mr. Big-Bang Shot; These people have chosen to go undercover in an effort to determine who the head "atheist/agnostic" is.
But, as every for real and hardcore atheist/agnostic knows so very well (I used to be one of them), there is a way to flush out these "hypocrite atheists/agnostics" before they mess it up for the for real atheists/agnostics and their quest for Eternal/Everlasting damnation. You only need to ask the following questions that ONLY the real, not "on the down-low", atheist/agnostic can answer:

1) What is the very first thing, according to the first 3 verses of Scripture, that GOD Created?

2) GOD Created 3 things that we readily accept as being fact, according to the first 3 verses of Scripture; two of those three are invisible, what are/were they?

3) Since most atheists/agnostics believe in "evolution", along with "the big bang theory", so where did "the waters" come from, and what do/did they ever evolve into?

Once again, only real atheists/agnostics can truthfully answer those questions, and they will only had to have read the first 3 verses of Scripture (Genesis 1:1-3).
Don't be fooled all you real atheists/agnostics, their are phonies in, and infiltrating, your mist. . .and as a sign of goodwill I going to point out one for you: that p-o-r-n guy.

 

There has never been, never was, and never will be a leader in the atheist movement - because there is no real movement. It is simply a conglomeration of people from all backgrounds who have decided that the fallacies of religion are to great to swallow, and instead have decided on a faithless and godless mode of belief. Whether that belief lies with science, or psuedoscience as those who believe in alien creation of humans, remains between the differing ideas. I could care less if there are pretenders, as it seems that I am more likely to be shat upon by religious people for rejecting their gods and beliefs than I am to shat on other people for their beliefs. I only attack when I feel necessary - like on public threads attacking science, atheists, or anything related. If someone posts a public thread on a public forum I will publicly retort, respond, and counter.

As for agnostics, they're in their own boat.

 

I agree with ncz_nate


Does that remind you of anyone ?

 

Ahh yes, two of the phonies eek:) have been revealed already.
And please notice all that was said. . .but absolutely no/nada/nil/none answer to any one, let alone all, of the three questions.
Oh well, two down. . .let's see who The Light exposes next

 

Oh, so now you're insulting me directly yet again. What a wonderful way to get followers to your point of view. I am a phony, yes, because I am not religious and I believe in no God. So, if I were to say I was in a religion, it would be phony.

But I have never said as much. The only reason I did not answer your questions is that they're stupid. The earth was not made in a day, or a week, just as Rome was not made in a week. Why should I give a shit that the first three things your "God" made was light, oceans, and land? Why should I even answer questions in this quiz to root out "Fake" atheists. God damn your questions. See? I don't see any effect.

You're doing a poor job at persecuting anyone who refuses to believe in the fairytale, and you're going out of your way to bait people and then try to trap them with kindergarten logic. Seriously, it's a flashback to when I was six and other kids tried to convince me that monsters under the bed were real.

How did oceans and water evolve? Well, first off, you need to read up on how the earth was made by accumulation of debris, the smackdown by the large body theory, and how water is really just oxygen and hydrogen... which is probably not true in your mind since it comes from "God".

Water is a molecule. Hydrogen and Oxygen. If you burn hydrogen in an oxygenated atmosphere you get... water. Yep. It's such a hard thing to understand. Comets have water, Jupiter has water, Europa and Callisto have water, Mars has water, the Moon has water. For fucks sake, stop trying to be John the Baptist. You're not, and will never be able to dunk my head in a river and make me religious though bullshit. Unless the fairy man scoops me up, comes face to face with me, and passes my tests - I have no qualm in saying he does not exist.

It's more likely that alien life exists than an omnipotent sky fairy that created everything ever - but could give two shits about running it.

 

If there is no GOD then how is that possible? Why would you state such a thing. . .unless.... . .hummm And yes, I notice that you tried to sneakily answer them.

BTW, all three of your answers, according to the first 3 verses of Scripture, are/were wrong. But if it makes you feel any better, maybe you're not really a phony, but just an unlearned one who desperately wants to fit into A.A.S.S.E.S., but hasn't done all of your homework. . .and still in training.

 

You have no concept of satire.

 

Why are you upset with me because you can't answer any one of three questions that, any and all, real atheists/agnostic can answer in their sleep?

 

Then answer me these three:
1. What is the Singularity?
2. What is it called to upgrade a part of humanity?
3. How is it than a human can survive in a vacuum of space without a suit?

 

Is the answer you're looking for, the heavens and the earth?

I have a question for you...

In Genesis 1 it says G-d first made plants, then animals, then man and woman.

In Genesis 2 it says G-d first made man, then plants, then animals, and then woman.

Does that seem like a discrepancy?

Here's a story for you...

 

Grrr those lying, scheming, decietful theists. That's what they would be if they aren't atheists or agnostics.

Well done on inadvertantly bad mouthing your own team necrotomato.

 

Hey stOx, isn't it funny how we're supposed to know every religion down to the finest detail... while those that have faith are not?

I figure, as of this point, I can perform a memory dump on the garbage.

 

Double post. Stupid iPhone

 

Great Story Rebecca!!!
Go to the following thread:
The "Adam" of Gen. 1:26-28, IS NOT The "Adam" of Gen. 2:7???

 

Like you've ever answered anything I've ever asked you.
1. According to secular science, "the Singularity" is the technological creation of smarter-than-human intelligence.
2. It either "Habitat for Humanity (ala Jimmy Carter)", or according to secular science, "gene manipulation". . .for the purpose of making you a heck of lot smarter than you are now. . .hopefully. After all, you still can answer my 3 original questions, huh? So you really should be standing in line now for this treatment, yes?
3) According to secular science, in much the same way as a naked man would hold his breath while underwater.

 

1. You have one right
2. The word is augment.
3. It would be through modification of the being with the use of technology and fusion of the sciences covered by #1.

As someone without faith, I do not need to remember what I read years ago pertaining to the superstitions of a bronze age book.

 

One more than you got right, huh? But after seeing how another poster, in another thread, stomped a mud-hole in your multi-tossed salad, I understand.

 

so rocks evolve to???

and far as where water comes from im sure its believed to be from big frozen meteors and other planets like mars get hit with water to just no atmosphere to hold the water so it evaporates.

 

See what I mean Vern? "big frozen meteors"; "no atmosphere to hold the water so it evaporates"; Case closed!