SMS relating to WIFE (indian only)

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    Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
    That u were sending me
    Jewelry and clothes!
    Husband: yeah, I saw
    your dad paying the bill !!!

    LOVE IS LIFE
    LIFE IS WIFE
    WIFE IS KNIFE
    and
    KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

    Difference between Husband & gadha.
    Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but
    Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

    patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
    taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
     
    dipal76, Jul 24, 2009 IP
  2. anuradhan

    anuradhan Active Member

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    #2
    really a cracking joke.:D
     
    anuradhan, Jul 24, 2009 IP
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    metalgear1987 Peon

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    #3
    so true..but husbands are becoming smarter now days:rolleyes:
     
    metalgear1987, Jul 24, 2009 IP
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    sawz Prominent Member

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    #4
    can we get this in English please?
    if its so funny, share. ;)
     
    sawz, Jul 24, 2009 IP
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    cupid007 Peon

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    #5
    Those are really nice ones...
    I received the first one in my mobile some weeks ago
     
    cupid007, Jul 24, 2009 IP
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    cricketer Banned

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    #6
    i like your cracking joke..
     
    cricketer, Jul 24, 2009 IP
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    #7
    haha it's nice joke.
     
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    TIRTH Peon

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    #8
    Nice jokes,
    Thanks for sharing and make us laugh.
     
    TIRTH, Jul 24, 2009 IP
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    #9
    First one is hilarious. Rest are old but good :)
     
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    #10
    haha they are funny.... only first one was new rest are quit old but still they are funny...
     
    USB, Jul 25, 2009 IP
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    Guttu Peon

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    Difference between Husband & Donkey
    Ans: Husband can become donkey but
    Donkey is not that donkey to become husband

    Donkey is synonymous to idiot as we know.

    Why does wife keep calling her husband when she is at her dad's place?
    A: That's to remind the husband that trouble is not over yet.

    I hope you get the humor element :)
     
    Guttu, Jul 25, 2009 IP
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    stephen082 Active Member

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    #12
    I like second joke the most. :D
     
    stephen082, Jul 25, 2009 IP
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    #13
    so funny jokes. i like all these.
     
    Thakur99, Aug 7, 2009 IP
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    #14
    nice ones... :)
    specially the donkey and husband part ;)
     
    turnhardtoeasy, Aug 7, 2009 IP
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