I got a breaking news that the government has announced 1. Free hospitalization insurance for all persons taking part in the ceremony (heads are not covered under this insurance, if you have lost one , please apply to the 'Wooden Head Replacement Programme'). 2. Unlimited buffet lunch for swallowing a small bomb. 3. A part of the earnings (90%) will be donated to social service organizations like - 'Help poor zardari foundation' , a part(10%) to the government and rest for the benefit of Pakistani Cricket Players. 4. Bride and bridegroom will be paraded in a special Car(decorated by ornamented bombs) through the streets. 5. Free paid trip to Heaven/Hell depending on you. Bulk Orders are not recieved and package orders not allowed. One function is enough for ending you, sorry i mean ending the ceremony.
the state of affairs in PCB ,the dismal perfomance of pakistan cricket team against sri lanka and withdrawl of champions trophy from pakistan, will hardly have spectators now in stadium. hence if board has to run his expenses , they have to find out the via media to keep their earning going.