What's that one funniest thing that made your day?

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    I'm sure everyone has a funny moment or something they heard that made their day.

    at the bank today, a teller asked if the customer has a debit card. the guy said yes, and then whispered to the teller. suddenly, the teller cracked up.
    it turned out that the customer whispered. "i have a tiny one." by that he meant the small mini card. LOL
     
    killar, Jul 16, 2009 IP
  2. winningdesired

    winningdesired Peon

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    I have one also ia woke up yesterday morning and come out for news paper and seen that my neighbour's Dog is doing breakfast with my news paper. Its really funny moment for that day.
     
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  3. killar

    killar Active Member

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    lol, your neighbor 's dog ate your newspaper, you should be furious
     
    killar, Jul 18, 2009 IP
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    leandar Well-Known Member

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    today i was chating with one man in yahoo

    Me: hi
    He: M50 HERE
    He: andu
    Me: f 19
    Me: how is life?
    He: where u from
    Me: india
    He: good
    He: where in india
    He: mein canada
    He: u have pic
    Me: delhi
    He: ok
    Me: u married?
    He: mein toronto
    He: yes
    He: u have pic
    Me: i am only 19
    He: yes
    He: whatu do
    Me: are u 50 ?
    He: yes
    He: do u mind
    Me: u like teens ?
    He: yes
    He: too much
    He: u have tight fudi
    Me: but i am male 55
    Me: hahaha
    He: oh shit
    He: bye
    He: benchode
    Me: Bhahaha...
    He: tere ma ki bur
    Me: lol
    He: bye
     
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    Tamcake Active Member

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    I woke up and I saw my dog in the corner. My brother held her, brought her downstairs to the kitchen. When he let her go, there was blood on his shirt. My dog bled period blood on him. Hahaha
     
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    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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    yes i am finding this funny also! !
    thank u 4 share friend,.,
     
    Kerosene, Jul 19, 2009 IP
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    tridentroofing Guest

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    It's really all funny...hahahaha
     
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    BeeMWyou Well-Known Member

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    I was talking to my friend the other day. I needed to rent a car, and there was 150 miles allowed to drive per day. So I am asking her, "What happens if I go over 150 miles, are they going to charge me? What should I do?.. Her response was "I don't know, drive backwards"
     
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    exodus Well-Known Member

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    Watching Hell's Kitchen and one of the chef's didn't even turn on the oven and was asking why it wasn't hot. Your a freaking chef and you don't know to turn on the oven. Going on an hour into dinner service.
     
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    cricketer Banned

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    Today I Was Serching My Wrist Watch Here And Threr But After I Got Tired I Saw It In My Hand.
     
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    I bought an Elvis Presley lighter today, it made me laugh for the first time in 3 days this probably kept me from killing myself.
     
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