Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy Therefore, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === Equation 2 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money Therefore, Men – earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==== Equation 3 Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend Therefore, Women – spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===== To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend. So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude, Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
So women depend on men... I remember being told one of these which was quite funny when i was younger: Women cost time and money, so women= money + time We all know that time is money, so... time = money Therfore women = (money)^2 We also know money is the root of all evil, so money = sqrt(evil) Therefore women = (sqrt(evil)^2 Therfore Women = evil QED LOL Plutoegg
nice equations thanks for sharing I guess I'll have to earn more money or else my ears will start growing