Scam Alert: New Shopping Scam That Only Targets Stupid Men

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bizmart, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. #1
    Please be careful my friends!
    I feel so stupid about this.
    I really thought I knew all of the tricks out there but I have just now become
    a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. I don't know how many of
    you shop at Walmart but you should look out for this. It happened to me
    and it could happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works...

    Two gorgeous looking 18-20 year-old girls come over to you as you
    are loading your shopping into the car. They both start wiping your
    windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
    their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you
    for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the
    way, they say it feels a bit hot and stuffy in the car so they strip off and then
    they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over
    into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
    your wallet
    !!

    I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, twice on Wednesday,
    again yesterday, and most likely again later today and possibly tomorrow!
     
    bizmart, Jul 28, 2006 IP
  2. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamerâ„¢

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    #2
    I'm off to wallmart, I'm tired of my wife stealing my wallet.
     
    Roman, Jul 28, 2006 IP
  3. briguy

    briguy Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Lol almost believed you
     
    briguy, Jan 30, 2007 IP
  4. AdExhibitMelissa

    AdExhibitMelissa Peon

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    #4
    LOL..Thats hillarious! I'll have to send that to my husband and his boss. They'll get a kick out of it (and will probably want to hang out in the wal-mart parking lot on their days off! LOL)
     
    AdExhibitMelissa, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  5. Slacker

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    #5
    Well, off to walmart ;)
     
    Slacker, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  6. uglyboy

    uglyboy Peon

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    #6
    Excellent LOL :)
     
    uglyboy, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  7. Slacker

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    #7
    Hey, I will just go with an empty wallet. Harmless fun? ;)
     
    Slacker, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  8. Fahd

    Fahd Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Spam, this guy works for walmart! :D
     
    Fahd, Jul 23, 2007 IP
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    Realm Well-Known Member

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    #9
    come on everyone...off to Wal Mart...make sure you have empty wallets or wallets with fake cash...hehe
     
    Realm, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  10. BoutiqueMusic

    BoutiqueMusic Peon

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    #10
    I guess I would have to stop complaining about being sent out to go pick up some milk.
     
    BoutiqueMusic, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  11. SKULL

    SKULL Prominent Member

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    #11
    That was good , i think any guy would complain about that one.
     
    SKULL, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  12. awiekupo

    awiekupo Peon

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    #12
    I like this quote... "..It is impossible not to look..."

    Yeah, I also think it is impossible not to look.. :p

    Cheers!
    Sha
     
    awiekupo, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  13. anions

    anions Notable Member

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    #13
    Haha :D:D

    I thought it was true until it came to the "they start having sex" part :p
     
    anions, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  14. tradeya

    tradeya Notable Member

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    #14
    If this is the way they steal, I will not put any money in my wallet everytime i go to walmart. :D
     
    tradeya, Jul 24, 2007 IP
  15. bizedozie

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    #15
    which walmart. I want to get there
     
    bizedozie, Jul 25, 2007 IP
  16. peter_anderson

    peter_anderson Notable Member

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    #16
    thats great
     
    peter_anderson, Nov 30, 2007 IP
  17. Dreamchaser

    Dreamchaser Well-Known Member

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    #17
    LoLs!! Good one! Let the theif be different !! Good Concept ;)!!!

    Ha Ha!! How do you guys get such brilliant idea ;) ?
     
    Dreamchaser, Nov 30, 2007 IP
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    Yfcadmin Notable Member

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    #18
    can I try this thing with an empty wallet :D
     
    Yfcadmin, Nov 30, 2007 IP
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    kabosht9 Active Member

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    #19
    I know where I'm buying my Christmas gifts...
     
    kabosht9, Dec 6, 2007 IP
  20. profitspry

    profitspry Peon

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    #20
    LOL ! Is that TRUE ?! :eek: Happen for multiple times ?:D that will be great !
    Next Time slip a empty wallet in your pocket, i am sure that incident wouldn't
    happen to you again.

    Anyway..........:)....E..n..j...o.......y ! :)
     
    profitspry, Jun 8, 2009 IP