Iran Elections in PHP / Computer Language

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by AaliyahRoma, Jun 29, 2009.

  1. #1
    A free script for non-democratic goverments:
    
    <?php
    
    /*
    Free PHP Script for Goverments
    System Requirements: runs on all non-democratic systems
    */
    
    
    // config
    
    $root 	= "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei";
    $admin 	= "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad";
    $rule	= "Never change a system!";
    /* $rule = "Never change a running system!"; */ // ignore this, not running
    
    
    // candidates and default percentage
    $candidates = array(
    	"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" 	= 63;
    	"Mir-Hossein Mousavi" 	= 34;
    	"Mehdi Karroubi" 		= 2;
    	"Mohsen Rezaee" 		= 1;
    );
    
    
    
    // init
    
    prepare_system("mode: invisible");
    ban_international_journalists("message: goto hell!");
    arrest_iranian_journalists("message: be careful!");
    arrest_bloggers_and_activists("message: be careful but ur late!");
    block_popular_internet_sites();
    prepare_local_media("hidden message: be with me, be happy! greetz, your a.nejad");
    
    
    
    
    // election
    get_votes();
    load_fake_votes("mode: very invisible");
    synchronize_all();
    
    
    
    // calculation
    
    while( $votes["Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"] < $votes["Mir-Hossein Mousavi"] * 2)
    {
    	$votes["Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"]++;
    	$votes["Mir-Hossein Mousavi"]--;
    	synchronize_all();
    }
    
    
    
    
    // end ...
    
    
    while( are_people_still_on_the_street() && world_watching() )
    {
    	be_cruel();
    	kill_some();
    	arrest_some();
    	
    	if( is_exit_possible() ) break;
    	
    }
    
    PHP:


    http://www.cafewebmaster.com/iran-elections-php-computer-language
    by flying_turtle
     
    AaliyahRoma, Jun 29, 2009 IP
  2. mdvasanth86

    mdvasanth86 Notable Member

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    haha... Good one buddy!

    Really Kewl..
     
    mdvasanth86, Jun 29, 2009 IP
  3. Scoty

    Scoty Active Member

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    There's two sides to every story, and being that I live in the Western world I generally don't trust what the media says here. They've lied so much in the past I see no reason to trust them.
     
    Scoty, Jun 29, 2009 IP
  4. justinlorder

    justinlorder Peon

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    Yes, they use massive selective news .
    Rep+ added .
     
    justinlorder, Jul 3, 2009 IP
  5. H3llas

    H3llas Well-Known Member

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    Hmm I think west intentionaly caused internal struggles for power in Iran.
    And as Scoty said, west media are showing only one side of the story.
     
    H3llas, Jul 5, 2009 IP
  6. raya

    raya Peon

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    HAHAHAHAHA, nice script, ..... lol
     
    raya, Jul 27, 2009 IP