My father physically transformed into a webdirectory and i was browsing his categories with a stick I'm gonna take a break
There is a *Door* that leads to the outside of your Home and *The REAL World*... Open it and take a Very, Very Long Walk and look at the other people there and the grass and trees and animals... Look at the sky... What do you see??, can you hear the Birds singing???... If none of the above interests you then I think you should spend all your money on a good *Shrink*... hehehe
fatabbot, your pefrectly normal, i have dreams as mad as that too at times. Slightly different style but i once had a dream where i found these kinda locker box things where i could open them and steal peoples purchases that were on transit through the internet, kinda stealing them as they passed down the superhighway and magically appeared in the magic boxes. Weird? yes, too much time spent on the internet? yes im guilty