If the Titanic was made in India

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    1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

    2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain

    3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

    4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip

    5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson

    6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

    And last but not least

    7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC
     
    submissionguru, Jun 19, 2009 IP
  2. kidsko

    kidsko Well-Known Member

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    #2
    and it would also include a bad 3 hour movie with 2 hours worth of dancing in it ;)
     
    kidsko, Jun 20, 2009 IP
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    dairyman Notable Member

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    #3
    Hai submissionguru!
    Any idea of venturing into Hindi film making? Because you understand well the nuances of Hindi film industry.
     
    dairyman, Jun 20, 2009 IP
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    happy_s Active Member

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    LOL yea =))))) Its awesome you frogot to ad songs and dance...4-8 songs with 30-40 coartist dancing behind them LOL
     
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  5. Digital_shubhi

    Digital_shubhi Illustrious Member

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    #5
    Lol... :p That was funny...

    Its right. :D Overload

    - Digital -
     
    Digital_shubhi, Jun 20, 2009 IP
  6. Cassandra

    Cassandra Peon

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    #6
    I liked the story of this more than the original.. at least the
    main characters live despite of the cold water :D
    I didn't know that the villain was sensitive with cold water :confused::D
     
    Cassandra, Jun 20, 2009 IP
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    jhbalaji Well-Known Member

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    #7
    You forgot the Titanic will be made to sail in indian ocean and not the antarctic mate...
    Thanks
     
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    happy_s Active Member

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    even titanic fall coz of iceburg...indian taitanic would be fallen because of some villen....lol
     
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    dude91 Well-Known Member

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    #9
    Good share ! hahahahah
     
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    web-fanatic Banned

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    #10

    the seventh one is for sure
    if none of the ladies float .. .then where would their 33% go ? :)
     
    web-fanatic, Jun 20, 2009 IP
  11. Harry Derajio

    Harry Derajio Peon

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    #11
    The ship could not start sailing.
    :D
     
    Harry Derajio, Jun 20, 2009 IP
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    AaRGeE Notable Member

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    LMAO .. that cracked me up
     
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    Ameena Active Member

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    lol!! that one made my day!! :D
     
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    #14
    finally some quality humour !!!
    thank you, you've made my day :D
    i owe you a beer
     
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    haha, forgot one major one lol:

    The hero would be able to keep the titanic afloat with one hand, and his chest riddled with bullets from machine gun fire from the villian. And he will live to tell the tale..

    :D

    So stupid lol
     
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  16. xwhyz

    xwhyz Active Member

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    fits very well to the indian standards, absolutely. LOL.
     
    xwhyz, Jun 21, 2009 IP