How business done? This is how!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rage, Jul 26, 2006.

  1. #1
    read this joke.... and learn business :D

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    Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
    Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
    Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
    Son: “Well, in that case…ok”

    Next: Father approaches Bill Gates.

    Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
    Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
    Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
    Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

    Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

    Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
    President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
    Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
    President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

    This is how business is done!!
     
    Rage, Jul 26, 2006 IP
  2. T0PS3O

    T0PS3O Feel Good PLC

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    #2
    LOL, I was expecting something lame-ish but this is actually quite clever. Nice one, thanks for posting.
     
    T0PS3O, Jul 26, 2006 IP
  3. Rage

    Rage Well-Known Member

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    #3
    lol... welcome :)
     
    Rage, Jul 26, 2006 IP
  4. Jarodboy

    Jarodboy Prominent Member

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    #4
    Life seems so easy like that :p
     
    Jarodboy, Jul 26, 2006 IP
  5. redhits

    redhits Notable Member

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    Yes... but there are lot of people who are living from conbinations in that style. those aren't business are CONBINATIONS (or however they are called in english) ... But be aware, keep business very simple... don't try to have a multi-step marketing ideas... why?! because running and jumping in/from all those levels/steps you could breake your logs, and somebody will beat you up :)
     
    redhits, Jul 26, 2006 IP
  6. redz

    redz Well-Known Member

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    lol get everything hooked up very fast lol.
     
    redz, Jul 26, 2006 IP