My wife is dumb, I'm smart.

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    Wife: Let's take the kids and go to the beach.
    Me: I can't, I have lots to do.
    Wife: You need to spend more time with us.
    Me: If only there was a way I could work on the beach.
    Me: To bad the beach doesn't have computers.
    Wife: You should get a laptop.
    Me: Where's my keys.

    Result: New laptop and a trip to the beach.
     
    Roman, Jul 22, 2006 IP
  2. greenwork

    greenwork Peon

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    #2
    Is this a joke or is it for real? In any case, it's funny.
     
    greenwork, Jul 22, 2006 IP
  3. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #3
    who pay for the laptop?
     
    ahkip, Jul 22, 2006 IP
  4. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #4
    It's real, can't believe she fell for it:)
     
    Roman, Jul 22, 2006 IP
  5. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #5
    I'm married, I have no money of my own.
     
    Roman, Jul 22, 2006 IP
  6. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #6
    I see...i was thinking why you wife won't approve if you use your own money...
     
    ahkip, Jul 22, 2006 IP
  7. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #7
    Itake it you;re not married.;)
     
    Roman, Jul 22, 2006 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    #8
    When you get married, the wife takes all the money and the guy has to ask for an allowance!!! :D:D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Jul 22, 2006 IP
  9. timsdd

    timsdd Peon

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    #9
    preach it brother!

    in my case it's even more so since I'm a stay at home Dad!

    way to go on the new LT, just got one myself....unauthorized purchase and yet remarkably I am still here :p
     
    timsdd, Jul 22, 2006 IP
  10. tbarr60

    tbarr60 Notable Member

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    #10
    It kinda reminds me of a quote from NBA basketball player, Patrick Ewing: "Yeah we make a lot money, but we spend a lot of money too".

    Men may make more money but women spend more. :)
     
    tbarr60, Jul 22, 2006 IP
  11. tonyrocks

    tonyrocks Active Member

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    #11
    no way man! i'm married and in control of all the dough. :)
     
    tonyrocks, Jul 22, 2006 IP
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    #12
    Well .. it all depends on who has the upper hand huh?
     
    gnarlyguy, Jul 23, 2006 IP
  13. SumitBahl

    SumitBahl Reign of Chaos

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    #13
    Make sure your wife doesn't read this thread. :);)
     
    SumitBahl, Jul 23, 2006 IP
  14. Correctus

    Correctus Straight Edge

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    #14
    Nice one dude :D

    Laptop specs please

    IT
     
    Correctus, Jul 23, 2006 IP
  15. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamer™

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    #15
    Just a cheap one to work when we go out and maybe watch some movies.


    Pentium III-m Compaq EVO n600c

    1.2 Ghz CPU speed.
    256 Mb.
    30 Gb hard drive.
    DVD-CDRW drive.
    14.1 inch Screen
     
    Roman, Jul 23, 2006 IP
  16. tonyinabox

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    #16

    Yeah,, she fell for that because she wants you to spend time with family!

    She is smart actually and so lovely to do everything to make family complete (even pays for new laptop). :cool:
     
    tonyinabox, Jul 23, 2006 IP
  17. Emperor

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    #17
    You don’t know how true this statement is. My wife controls all the cash I never get to buy anything without her approval. :(
     
    Emperor, Jul 23, 2006 IP
  18. sundaybrew

    sundaybrew Numerati

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    #18
    Congrats on getting the laptop , regardless whos money it was:) :)
     
    sundaybrew, Jul 23, 2006 IP
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    #19
    hey man, you've got to be smarter and learn to secretly hoard... a little here and there and you'll have enough for a treat or two, here and then... :)

    just make sure you don't get caught... :eek:
     
    daboss, Jul 23, 2006 IP
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    Blogmaster Blood Type Dating Affiliate Manager

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    #20
    heh, the "your own money" part gave that away ;)
     
    Blogmaster, Jul 23, 2006 IP
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