So what do you think "Allah" means?

Try repeating that in coherent English.

 

Actually I think the chart Rebecca presented, attempted to show the proper use of Allah, though I noticed one is glaringly absent!

 

Which one?

 

Oops!

I forgot to siphon water on you,

never mind, next person will do it before he deposit your brother in your father.

 

Thank you dear wisdomtool for giving a warning to me only.

It just reflected that their posts were self degradation ones that you didn't even considered.

My posts were Serious and it take time to prove them as they are up.

Thank you very much indeed.

Best wishes.

 

Oops. Never mind, I see it. It is the one with Mr. Stick vomiting into Allah's mouth. It was actually the basis for my toilet definition of Allah, otherwise known to many college students as "praying to the ceramic god".

Allah got a bit backed up in my house today, and I had to stick a plunger in his face to get him to swallow copious amounts of shit. Polite Teen's comments have got me thinking though. With the large amounts of water Allah is constantly being forced to swallow, does that qualify as water boarding? If so, it seems rather scandalous that literally billions of people around the planet water board Allah on a daily basis, and he still says nothing. More evidence I suppose that water boarding doesn't work.

I also find it curious that if "Allah" truly does mean toilet, millions of his supposed followers don't even have him in their home. I've been through much of Indonesia where they use a hole in the ground with two raised foot pads where you place your feet to squat. A "mandi" or well sits nearby where you use a small bucket to hurry the excrement down the hole. It is also customary to eat with only one hand (your right I believe) since the other hand is used to clean the remnants of allah's daily meal from your ass. Personally, I never caught the hang of wiping with my left hand so I opted to wash my hands with soap and water instead.