It's time to get serious. Let me optimize your website for search engines. Get better results, higher rankings in search engines, and more traffic and backlinks. I am providing an extreme SEO service to those who are interested in getting serious with his/her website. My prices vary on the job at hand. Please PM me with a price quote, along with your site URL - I will give you a price quote on what needs to be done. Thank you.
could you please explain "extreme seo service" and how that might differ from the milder versions usually offered. I'm thinking black hat - but I may be wrong.
I think it means he does the work wearing a snowboard and elbow pads. Or is that method spelled 'X-treme!'?
occurred to me as I left my desk to attend to some personal hygiene issues that it may relate to this type of thing.
Oh my fucking gosh you're a little punkass bitch fryman, I reported your post and no I'm not 12 years old.
Let's keep it civil, old chap. No need for dramatics. I tried to perform that particular act in a car on the way to watch Liverpool football club a couple of years ago. I'm not sure how people manage it, but the logistic just do not work unless you're happy to spray all over the leather seat of a Mercedes. A bottle neck just will not do the job. Maybe I'm just more, er, gifted than most men. Ahem.
dude...you totally just screwed your chances of getting any sales from just that one comment there, EGS! And....also the fact that you post about peeing in bottles...that could do it too. I'd prefer a professional, thanks.
So we're not even allowed to swear or urinate into beverage receptacles anymore? I hate this job. I'm going back to diggin' ditches. At least back then I could spit
please stop fighting. and you shouldn`t involve pleasure with business, so don`t talk about peeing in bottles or pants here, please
I know 10 year olds doing SEO, so 12, wow, two years experience. So who cares about age? EGS please post examples of your past work and results.
To be fair, I've lost count of the number of times I've been struggling with my PC until the son of a friend of mine comes to slap some sense into me. It's as if they're born into it these days. Anyway, I'm only 25 (well, 24 and 364 days). I think I'm a bit too young to do a 'back in my day, we had an abacus and liked it' post.
I am sorry to say that you don't sound professional at all. And with that fool language, i am afraid that you won't find many customers here.
Maybe... but at least I don't start threads about peeing in a bottle or shitting my pants. You are pathetic.