The Loving Husband (Humor)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by submissionguru, May 9, 2009.

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    Several men are in the changing room
    of a golf club.
    A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man
    engages the hands free speaker-function
    and begins to talk.


    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    MAN: "Hello"?

    WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre
    and found this
    beautiful leather coat.
    It's only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN:"Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the
    Mercedes dealership and saw the new
    2009 models.
    I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: " $ 70,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it
    with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...
    The house I wanted last year is back on
    the market.
    They're asking $ 950,000"

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them
    an offer of 900,000.
    They will probably take it. If not, we can
    go the extra 50 thousand.
    It really is a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up.
    The other men in the changing room
    are staring at him in astonishment,
    mouths agape..... He smiles and asks:

    "Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"

     
    submissionguru, May 9, 2009 IP
  2. dglas

    dglas Peon

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    #2
    lol...you had me there. i'm just felt pity for the guy who owns the phone and how he foot the bills :D :D
     
    dglas, May 9, 2009 IP
  3. farooqaaa

    farooqaaa Well-Known Member

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    #3
    lol :D. I already heard this one before.

    Thanks for sharing, anyway.
     
    farooqaaa, May 9, 2009 IP
  4. dairyman

    dairyman Notable Member

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    #4
    I am very sure. That phone is not mine. :p
     
    dairyman, May 9, 2009 IP
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    .htaccess Peon

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    #5
    I think i heard this somewhere else :)
    But nice one..
     
    .htaccess, May 9, 2009 IP
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  6. webexperts_666

    webexperts_666 Well-Known Member

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    #6
    Hi there

    Nice one :)

    Thanks
    WE
     
    webexperts_666, May 9, 2009 IP
  7. master-yoda

    master-yoda Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Thats great! Thanks for giving us a giggle :D
     
    master-yoda, May 9, 2009 IP
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    phyza Well-Known Member

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    #8
    I was expecting that it must be a wrong call or something but well i was nearer lol :)
     
    phyza, May 9, 2009 IP
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    global1843 Peon

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    #9
    Hahaha, harsh XD. That's just cold right there.
     
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    tan2sie Banned

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    #10
    LOL ...really , really nice ....looolllll :rolleyes:
     
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    ayne468 Peon

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    #11
    lol....pretty funny, but I guessed the ending ;)
     
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    Autumn-Mist Guest

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    #12
    lol that was funny, i have heard it before, but still makes me laugh lol :)
     
    Autumn-Mist, Aug 3, 2009 IP
  13. AsianLoveORNever

    AsianLoveORNever Peon

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    #13
    lol! pity on the owner of the phone.
     
    AsianLoveORNever, Aug 3, 2009 IP
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    amwyyytg Well-Known Member

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    #14
    ha ha ha
    What a funny story!!
     
    amwyyytg, Aug 3, 2009 IP
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    VBK Peon

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    #15
    he.. he.. he...:D good comedy
     
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    TIRTH Peon

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    #16
    Nice one,
    Thanks for making me laugh.
     
    TIRTH, Aug 3, 2009 IP
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    spartax Active Member

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    #17
    hahahaha.... i never heard this before,, thanks for sharing lol...
     
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    #18
    Lol

    I'd never heard this one before. Thanks!
     
    peterorion, Aug 3, 2009 IP
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    #19
    So funny joke.
     
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    #20
    OMG...I feel sorry for the owner of the phone LOL!!!!
     
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