Best Atheist Jokes

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    A Communist died and since he was a honest man albeit atheist, he was sentenced to rotate spending one year in Hell and one year in Heaven. One year passed and Satan said to God : "Take this man as fast as possible, because he turned all my young demons into Young Pioneers, I have to restore some order." Another year passed, Satan meets God again and tells him : "Lord God, it's my turn now." God replied : "First of all, don't call me Lord God, but instead Comrade God; second, there is no God; and one more thing - don't distract me or I'll be late to the Party meeting
     
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    really?:D i thought so..........:D
     
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    Where did you find the cartoons I couldn't. But i did find a few of these, unfortunately i couldnt find any that would show athiest in a better light but i dont think there that bad.

     
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    how about making souls...........:D
     
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