Google.com's uptime 78.55% !!!! Big Comedy of the year

Discussion in 'Google' started by qualityhostings, Apr 16, 2009.

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  1. #1
    Hi

    I want to share a joke.
    I signedup with mon.itor.us before some months to check the uptime of google.com !!

    Just today got a mail, ( I usually delete the email from them without reading )

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    They are saying Google.com's uptime is 78.55% !! What a joke!

    So , who want to signup with mon.itor.us and loose the money ?
     
    qualityhostings, Apr 16, 2009 IP
  2. quickincome

    quickincome Banned

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    #2
    Good joke really. Nice share.
     
    quickincome, Apr 16, 2009 IP
  3. champroz

    champroz Banned

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    #3
    lol, that's look interesting.. nice one ;)
    My PR 0 website is better than Google... he he he
     
    champroz, Apr 16, 2009 IP
  4. Bohra

    Bohra Prominent Member

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    #4
    llol... probably coz google was banning them from excesss connections lol
     
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  5. doradora

    doradora Peon

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    #5
    Or, their system worth nothing....
     
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  6. Rjet

    Rjet Greenhorn

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    #6
    Nice ! Thanks for sharing.
     
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  7. stevod

    stevod Greenhorn

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    #7
    I saw that on my report too. And it has happened before.

    Any ideas why? Is this tool no good?

    S
     
    stevod, Apr 16, 2009 IP
  8. RadioBounce

    RadioBounce Banned

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    #8
    Your right that is comic... I'd pay to know when Google went down. ;)
     
    RadioBounce, Apr 16, 2009 IP
  9. campolar

    campolar Peon

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    #9
    Agree with Bohra, thats the most logical answer, as having such a downtime, would have made people notice the downtimes...
     
    campolar, Apr 16, 2009 IP
  10. dimmakherbs

    dimmakherbs Active Member

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    #10
    Thats because THEIR system went down 25% of the time so they only monitored Google online 75% of the time...lol
     
    dimmakherbs, Apr 18, 2009 IP
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    ZakShow Banned

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    #11
    lol, good one, who knows!
     
    ZakShow, Apr 18, 2009 IP
  12. fsmobilez

    fsmobilez Active Member

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    #12
    thanks for informing us , im laughing bcoz if they say google 78% what report they will give about my site? Lol
     
    fsmobilez, Apr 19, 2009 IP
  13. TheBrainchildGroup

    TheBrainchildGroup Peon

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    #13
    Interesting... Lol
     
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  14. tradeya

    tradeya Notable Member

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    #14
    that is also what I thought lol.
     
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  15. newlogo

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    #15
    its simple joke, nothing else
     
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    abel.bond Banned

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    #16
    nice story; so what was uptime of that compay?
     
    abel.bond, Apr 20, 2009 IP
  17. indyguidedotinfo

    indyguidedotinfo Notable Member

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    #17
    they might have been monitoring just one data center. remember that google has alot of those. So one might have been having problems.

    BTW why is your google toolbar not installed!.. AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A WEBMASTER!
     
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  18. all-stream

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    #18
    Omg, I think they are just validating their percents randomly:D
     
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  19. zhb

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    #19
    Yeah, its really funny cuz i know uptime is 99+
     
    zhb, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  20. n00bmaster

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    Offtopic Alert -
    What's that shiny Windows theme ? Can you please let me know?
     
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