Don't copy if you can't paste !

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stephen082, Apr 3, 2009.

  1. #1
    A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

    He said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

    The audience was in silence and shock.

    The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" :p

    Laughter and applause. :)


    A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.

    He was a bit foggy after a drink.

    He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

    The wife went red with shock and rage.

    Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out

    "... and I can't remember who she was!"

    Moral of the story:

    Don't copy if you can't paste ! :D:D
     
    stephen082, Apr 3, 2009 IP
  2. pentester101

    pentester101 Peon

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    #2
    Lol, nice joke stephen082
     
    pentester101, Apr 3, 2009 IP
  3. Ameena

    Ameena Active Member

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    #3
    haha!! thats really cool one hehe..
     
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    safa786 Active Member

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    #4
    nice joke .thanks
     
    safa786, Apr 3, 2009 IP
  5. Digital_shubhi

    Digital_shubhi Illustrious Member

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    #5
    Good one !! :)

    I won't copy now. :p
     
    Digital_shubhi, Apr 3, 2009 IP
  6. tendulkar2

    tendulkar2 Banned

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    #6
    Haha.. Lol.. nice one and good moral aswell :D
     
    tendulkar2, Apr 3, 2009 IP
  7. real_skinner

    real_skinner Notable Member

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    #7
    HAHAHA!..... this one will really made my day TODAY! thanks man....

    Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out Yah.... and later your wife is going to kill you... hehehehe
     
    real_skinner, Apr 3, 2009 IP
  8. webdesignsguru

    webdesignsguru Active Member

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    #8
    hehe! Thats funny!

    Thanks.
     
    webdesignsguru, Apr 3, 2009 IP
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    dairyman Notable Member

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    #9
    That's a good joke :)

    Or, can I say don't copy if you can't recollect at the right time :D
     
    dairyman, Apr 3, 2009 IP
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    kidtechguru Active Member

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    #10
    LOL! Great joke there!
     
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    RightMan Notable Member

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    #11
    This shows....even C & P job requires little bit of intelligence! :eek:

    Had a hearty laugh on the last line...mate :D

    Regards,

    RightMan
     
    RightMan, Apr 3, 2009 IP
  12. pavan6993

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    #12
    That's a good joke!

    Keep sharing with us!
     
    pavan6993, Apr 3, 2009 IP
  13. james2007

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    #13
    Nice joke.
     
    james2007, Apr 3, 2009 IP
  14. musichangout.com

    musichangout.com Well-Known Member

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    #14
    lolz, thanks for sharing :D
     
    musichangout.com, Apr 4, 2009 IP
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    #15
    Nice one mate all this for the spammers.
     
    performer, Apr 4, 2009 IP
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    #16
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha that is a good one thanks for the smiles and for sharing:)
     
    Kim-Webgirl, Apr 5, 2009 IP
  17. campolar

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    #17
    Good one, you certianly are getting a few rep+ from many users, atleast from me :D
     
    campolar, Apr 6, 2009 IP
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    Sake7 Well-Known Member

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    #18
    lool, good joke :))
     
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    Xx_knight_xX Banned

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    #19
    hahahaha
    good tip ;)
     
    Xx_knight_xX, Apr 6, 2009 IP
  20. stephen082

    stephen082 Active Member

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    #20
    Thanks for Rep. But got it from your side only :(
     
    stephen082, Apr 6, 2009 IP