Breaking news - IE8.1, codenamed Eagle Eyes, has leaked! Full feature list here: IE8.1 Leaked Features include being able to run nearly all FireFox Add-Ons (such as Firebug, Web Developer, Tab Mix Plus, and No-Script), and JS faster than Chrome!
lol, likewise - when I first read it I believed some of it but it got more and more ridiculous... Re-read it and the clues are there from the start