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Discussion in 'Content Creation' started by shaklebolt, Mar 24, 2009.

  1. #1
    I am expensive but I am GOOD!


    Are you a webmaster looking for top-quality content?

    Are you tired of indians writting gibberish and passing it off as prefect content with excellent grammer?

    Do you want content that separates your website from the rest?

    Do you want content that is well-written and easy to understand?

    Do you want visitors to come back again and again and again and again to your website because you have the best content around?


    If you answered "Yes!" to any of the questions above, you need ME!

    I offer bespoke copywriting services for webmasters who do not want to edit every article they buy before uploading it on their websites. This service is only for people who want to make it big in the Internet Marketing Arena. If you have the time to proofread a piece AFTER paying for it, you need not read further.

    I'm not cheap but neither is the Rolex you want to buy from your next month's online revenue. If you believe and Indian earn it for you with his writing skills, ironically, you are on the right thread!


    FAQ
    Are you a Native English writer?
    No, I'm not. I have been born and brought up in New Delhi, India.

    Educational qualifications?
    I'm an EE/CSE major (Southern Methodist University, Dallas) and scored 1510/1600 in SAT. Also, my English professor was beautiful enough (she resembled Kate Winslet!) to fine tune my writing skills.


    Samples? Recommedations?
    I'm glad you asked. Please send me your email address and I'll be happy to send them across.

    There was a typo / grammatical mistake / HTML error / silly mistake in this post?
    Did you find it? I wrote this in 5 minutes flat and I'm not getting paid for it. You need to order something before you make judgements!

    Are you overweight?
    Yes, I am. I just need a couple of months and a bag full those Acai or phentermine pills though!


    What are your rates?
    I have a range of $0.05 to $0.10 / word for niche articles.


    Are you really an Indian?
    No, I'm from Mars!
     
    shaklebolt, Mar 24, 2009 IP
  2. Senobia

    Senobia Notable Member

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    #2
    Creative.

    I like it.
     
    Senobia, Mar 24, 2009 IP
  3. Bradders

    Bradders Member

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    #3
    Lol @ Indians Writing Jibberish... yet he's an Indian lol!! Funny Guy! bet i can write better though hehe game on biatch! :p Just kidding!!

    Regrds,
    B.
     
    Bradders, Mar 24, 2009 IP
  4. shaklebolt

    shaklebolt Active Member

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    Thanks Senobia!
     
    shaklebolt, Mar 24, 2009 IP
  5. shaklebolt

    shaklebolt Active Member

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    I'm taking orders again. Shoot in your work. Avoid using AK-47s.
     
    shaklebolt, Apr 13, 2009 IP
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    shaklebolt Active Member

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    I'm available to add new clients. Please shoot in your work. AK-47s allowed.
     
    shaklebolt, May 31, 2009 IP
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    megaforcetkd Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Naughty naughty ^^ (yes I understand the irony of that :))

    Haha you're a funny guy, best of luck.
     
    megaforcetkd, May 31, 2009 IP