The Official Chuck Norris Thread

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  1. vibinhari

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    Chuck Norris can sting bees.
     
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    Chuck Norris = Bruce Lee ? am I right?
     
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    #84
    A billion Bruce Lee's = Chuck Norris nostril hair.
     
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    #86
    Did anybody observe that this thread has got 12k visits already?
     
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    Make that 12001 :D
     
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    I guess CSS has SEO'd this thread, a lot of people are coming from Google :D
     
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    #89
    Nah! It's just Chuck Norris turning his attention to this thread for a nanosecond. Google got wind of that! :D
     
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    I wonder what would happen if he turned his attention for a minute, maybe a server blow?
     
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    #92
    when it comes to page rank, only Chuck Norris personal website ranks Google! :D




    ROOFIS:cool:
     
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    Nope. 38 datacenters.
     
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    #94
    LMAO!

    My kids and I were laughing about this very subject last night.


    He can win a game of Connect 4 in THREE moves, man.
     
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    #96
    earth doesnt attract chuck norris, chuck norris is atracting the earth to his feets.
     
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    Chuck Norris can talk in fluent binary.
     
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    #98
    "if in trouble you shout for help, 'help' shouts for Chuck Norris!":cool:






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    #99
    Thats funny stuff!!!!!
     
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    #100
    Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a who-has-more-testicles contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
     
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