I just proposed to my girlfriend last night!! needless to say that very little web work got done this weekend! Anyway, spend so much time here, I felt I would make an announcementQ!
is he your friend? REALLY? How well do you know him? When's his birthday? What's his favorite colour? HUH?
A few years later, you might have changed your mind. Tying yourself with a girl is like tying yourself with drugs. You have to live with it. Anyway, good luck! You may become happy with her.
Yes good luck with her. Us women are crazy ass bitches. You need any tips kid, you come to me. Here are a few to ensure you have a marriage of bliss; 1) When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes.... and girls love that! 2) Never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness or even better - if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are. 3) if you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words f*ck you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition. 4) Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Us women really love these special nicknames. 5) Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 6) Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear. 7) Titty twisters and plenty of them. Best of luck.
MELLA, You wrote "he". I think he is talking abt his girlfriend. Anyways,never mind. Congrats from my side also.
thanks everyone, I appreciate it. afterall......she is the one who got my first adsense check, and will probabally be getting many more!
Yay not only my brother (andy_boyd) is getting married in a month and im the pro photographer! Muahaha!! Now theres another person i know thats ingadged! WOOP hehe!