Before and After Marriage

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    Before marriage.....

    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    She: Do you want me to leave?
    He: No! Don't even think about it.
    She: Do you love me?
    He: Of course! Over and over!
    She: Have you ever cheated on me?
    He: No! Why are you even asking?
    She: Will you kiss me?
    He: Every chance I get.
    She: Will you hit me?
    He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
    She: Can I trust you?
    He: Yes.
    She: Darling!

    After marriage....
    Simply read from bottom to top.
     
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  2. usadesi

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    oh very very nice.
     
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  3. Kerosene

    Kerosene Alpha & Omega™ Staff

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  4. Refresher

    Refresher Notable Member

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    OP, make sure you search well or else our Database Manager-Kerosene is going to catch you everytime :p
     
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    #5
    I know this already.
     
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    radhika.writer Well-Known Member

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    #6
    lol:D that was not new but still thanks for sharing.


    Regards
     
    radhika.writer, Mar 13, 2009 IP
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    hikarunogo10 Banned

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    #7
    Wohoobso hilarious. A nice one
     
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    #8
    Its really funny and i had a little bit experience in my life as you said about before and after marriage!
     
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    drjupitor Banned

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    #9
    Damn good one lol. Really good.

     
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    Oops.. i couldn't stop my laugh.... It's really funny.. :D :D :D

    Cheers!
     
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    Oh!! really funny.
    Very good; that happens in the life.
     
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    Really! When did kerosene become database manager?
     
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    Ever since he started posting links to similar/duplicate threads :p that's when i thought he'd maintained a database :D
     
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    #14
    Lol,I would like to read from top to bottom.
    Anyways,good post :)
     
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    haha lol/.. this is y i have taken a decision Not to Marry :p
     
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    #16
    Good joke.........
     
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    #17
    I know this already but still funny :D haha
     
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    #18
    Good one, it is 'U' turn after marriage.
     
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    very good , it will be fun to send to the lover or the girlfriend.
     
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    I lot of love my life patner before marriage and also same love after marriage
     
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