Pick-Up Lines to use on Engineering Chicks | Funny

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  1. #1
    * I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
    * You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
    * Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
    * Wanna come back to my room and see my 166mhz Pentium?
    * How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
    * You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
    * You’re sweeter than glucose.
    * We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
    * Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
    * Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
    * You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
    * My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
     
    himoacs, Mar 12, 2009 IP
  2. Stu--

    Stu-- Active Member

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    #2
    166 pentium? Power Macs? How old ARE these?
     
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  3. himoacs

    himoacs Peon

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    #3
    don't know...found them somewhere on the internet.
     
    himoacs, Mar 12, 2009 IP
  4. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #4
    Good one,read it something like this before for cricketers.
     
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  5. Colbyt

    Colbyt Notable Member

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    #5
    A little dated but worth the read.

    Thanks.
     
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  6. konrad

    konrad Peon

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    #6
    I think that just makes them better.
     
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  7. Matagascar

    Matagascar Well-Known Member

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    #7
    They were alright, nothing too funny there.
     
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    Avatar Viper Well-Known Member

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    haha nice share :D
     
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  9. BeirutMarketing

    BeirutMarketing Member

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    #9
    lol I guess this is a few years old
     
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    suman817 Well-Known Member

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    #10
    I picked-up the following 6 lines:

    I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
    Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
    You’re sweeter than glucose.
    We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
    You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
    My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.


    Haha...I liked that :D!
     
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  11. CyberWorldJobs

    CyberWorldJobs Peon

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    #11
    Ya Rofl These Are good :D
     
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  12. studygm

    studygm Peon

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    #12
    hahaha.. these are funny..especially the first one..
     
    studygm, Mar 13, 2009 IP
  13. himoacs

    himoacs Peon

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    #13
    This one is one of my favorites:
    "My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing."
     
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    matik Peon

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    #14
    Just sent this to my engineering friend, haha.
     
    matik, Mar 14, 2009 IP
  15. dairyman

    dairyman Notable Member

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    #15
    I don't know how many engineering chicks would like to talk about the subject during romantic mood. Instead, try and do something that increases the acceptability :D
     
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    web_hunk Peon

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    #16
    The engineering chicks might not like to talk about them during romantic mood but you can try to convert their normal mood to romantic mood by saying those lines. :)
     
    web_hunk, Mar 14, 2009 IP