I hope you like this one. Once, two friends are chit chatting in a large society's premises where a kid is riding his bicycle. And all of a sudden they see a kid escaping a major accident with the Auto Rickshaw as it was just about to hit him. Luckily, the kids survives with small injuries on his knees as he falls from his bicycle but at the same time some man comes there and starts thrashing the kid like anything. These two friends come to the rescue of the kid and in return start thrashing that man. After some time that man tells not to beat him as he is the father of that kid. And the best part of this joke is that its real because amongst the two friends who thrashed that man, one of them was my friend and he told me this incident.
I can't believe no one understood this joke Well, these two friends did not knew that the man who is beating the boy is his father and they started beating him. They thought that he was some outsider and beating the kid for the neglience. Also, the boy did not say that the man who is beating him is his father. I think he would be feeling happy to see his father thrashed. I hope you get it know. It was a uncontrollable laugh when I heard this from my friend. May be I could not narrate it correctly.
Hmm, maybe it's a cultural difference. Is beating in public a norm in India if you are a parent? If so, then I could see how it would be a bit funny.
no its not a norm but we indians get few regular slaps from our dad in our tender age although my dad never have raised his hand on me
I understood the story, but I’m confused, why in a public place they need to fight or have to beat for a simple reason? The little boy doesn’t know the traffic rule, and the auto driver could drive carefully. The boy is lucky that he survived. Instead of thrashing the kid, his father should be grateful to God.
I understood the story, but I’m confused, why in a public place they need to fight or have to beat for a simple reason? The little boy doesn’t know the traffic rule, and the auto driver could drive carefully. The boy is lucky that he survived. Instead of thrashing the kid, his father should be grateful to God.
Its a common scene in India. And the I still remember the last slap I got was when I was in 10th and our SSC board exams were on the verge of beginning. Actually I bunked the tuition and went to a local electronic shop for having a small circuit repaired and that idiot made me wait for an hour. And all thanks to the tuition teacher who told another student to tip of my dad. However, I have never slapped or beaten my kid, although my wife does sometimes when she loses her temper and then at the nick of the time I land in between to protect her. And the scenario is that my kid is left aside and we both are found arguing.
This is very common in India. I still remember the incident which was the worst day for my kid. Thanks to god, my kid literally survived when she was standing with my wife on the other side of the road and she ran towards me and collided with a bike. Luckily the collision was sideways. My kid collided with the side body of the bike. My wife ran towards the kid and the biker lost his balance and fell on my wife and my kid along with his bike. Trust me, I could see all this as if I had a 3rd eye, just moments before it was to happen. But all this happened so quickly that I could hardly do anything. But thanks to the god, nothing happened to my kid. From that day onwards, I never leave my kids hand when crossing the road or in the public. But I never scolded my kid for all this.
Frankly speaking, we too did all this in our times. You just can't do anything and they will do it when they get the chance.
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I understood the joke and its funny! It would be more funny that if i have seen that scene by staying there!
Well, I kind of understand it now; however I find it rather sad instead of funny. Sounds as if people find the beating of someone funny? Heh, maybe I'm just totally off what you are all on about.