Christians are so funny..

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by ncz_nate, Dec 24, 2008.

  1. pingpong123

    pingpong123 Well-Known Member

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    #121
    Heres a thought. Why dont all of us people of religion and of no religious belief find some common ground that we all believe in and focus on these points to improve the lives of all of our fellow human beings. This way athiests will be doing something that will make them feel good and all people of different faiths will be doing gods work.
     
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  2. Nehemiah

    Nehemiah Peon

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    #122
    Wow:eek:!!! You got jokes. . .but no answers for the questions that I asked you in previous posts, huh?:D Don't worry, I understand.:rolleyes:
     
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  3. Nehemiah

    Nehemiah Peon

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    #123
    Seen somewhere before with a footnote added:

    "Atheism - Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings."

    But it was "Science" that taught the "Religion(ist)" to fly!
     
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    stOx Notable Member

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    #124
    Is that your excuse? that if science doesn't want the religious to kill people it should stop inventing things which could be used to do it? What an appalling thing to think.
     
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  5. Nehemiah

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    #125
    Its not as humorously funny and entertaining when Atheism's god (Science) is made to look bad, huh?:D
     
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    jumpboy11jaop Peon

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    #126
    Atheism has no god. The etymology of the word Atheism is the greek atheos- godless.
     
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  7. Nehemiah

    Nehemiah Peon

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    #127
    So then, Atheism's god is named godless, huh? Sound just like Hell; You've heard of Hell, right? Its a place that THE GOD "prepared" for certain beings that just didn't want HIM as their GOD. So, rather than force HIMSELF on them as GOD, HE "prepared" this place called Hell so that the Atheism's god would have a place to reign.

    But that all THE GOD gave him. . .and not one shred of a micro-iota of anything else. . .no Light, no Love, no Sex, no Joy, no Peace, no Parties, no Hope, No Exits, etc. ; Absolutely negatively nothing!

    But wait!!! I almost forgot, HE did leave one thing there for all the "godless" gods, that HE had already given them (but I assure you, its all that HE left there for godless). . .Memories.
     
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  8. GeorgeB.

    GeorgeB. Notable Member

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    #128
    I think I see what you did there...

    Using dry humor (pretending that you don't understand the meaning of godless a.k.a. being purposely stupid) is a great conversational device when left with no rational rebuttal.

    Well played sir....

    btw... is "THE GOD" your Christian God, the only true God? If you don't worship him in the Christian way you're headed to this hell you speak of correct?
     
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    #129
    What's more remarkable is that, given all that, people accept it as the gospel (the truth). As if it were a record of first hand accounts.

    What's wrong with that picture?
     
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  10. ncz_nate

    ncz_nate Well-Known Member

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    #130
    Ughh so typical. I'm sure if you and God were in a room together you'd find a way to be more righteous than "Him". :rolleyes:
     
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  11. Nehemiah

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    #131
    Woowwww! You:eek: still got jokes. . .but absolutely no answer:confused:, huh?
     
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    #132
    According to the Bible (story of Adam & Eve). Man was created in his own image and were able to speak upon creation.

    According to those of us in the real world.... there is vast fossil evidence of neanderthal men who's only similarity to us is that they were humanoid in shape. There is also plenty of evidence that mankind did not posses the power of intellectual speech patterns until well into our homosapien evolution. Cave drawings anyone?
     
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    #133
    THE GOD, without the parenthetical statement, IS THE ONLY TRUE GOD. How else could HE have "prepared" a place for Atheism's god, "godless"?

    You're not that far from THE TRUTH. . .because "flesh and blood" certainly didn't reveal that TRUTH to you.

    And according to HIM, I never, never, ever, never have to worried about HELL, because that's only for "godless". . .Remember?
     
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  14. Nehemiah

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    #134
    I never argue with a person who claims their ancestors were monkeys; I figure they ought to know more about their ancestors than I do.:D
     
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    ncz_nate Well-Known Member

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    #135
    Sorry i didn't realize you had even made a reply, point taken. I don't really want to get into the inconsistencies of the Bible, it would take years probably just sorting them all out.

    Neither do child rapists and mass murderers.. IF they just accept Jesus. That's along the same line of thinking as Muslim extremists that fly themselves into buildings.

    Say.. Muslims aren't godless people, will they go to HELL too?
     
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    #136
    In other words you never argue with anyone who has facts on their side :)

    FACT: Neanderthal man is undeniable irrefutable and absolutely in your face proof that man was not the first humanoid to exist on this planet.

    Or in other words, the story of Adam and Eve and God creating man in his image is false.

    Now unless you want to go ahead and admit here for us all that God made a mistake and Neanderthal man was Adam & Eve BETA :D I think you should continue your present clumsy attempts at humor as a way to avoid having a discussion with me. Because you will lose.
     
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  17. Nehemiah

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    #137
    Before I address what you stated above, I want to put this to you that you've yet to respond to:
    Posts #105 and 106 in this thread.

    Post your perceived "inconsistencies", so I can clear them up for you, kinda like I did for your pal stOx. And like him, you don't even have to thank me. But you might want to talk to him before you come with them. . .because I just love showing you guys what was right there in your face all along. And it really doesn't make you in-tel-lect-uals look too good. So please come on with it.:D

    Now, to address your statement and question:
    Before anyone even gets to the "accept Jesus" part, he/she first has to "Repent"; But in your case it obvious that you don't know the word "Repent", nor do you know what and what not constitutes "godless people", let alone GODLY people.

    As for Muslims (and let me preface this by stating that JESUS CHRIST never ever used, ordained, nor founded "Christian or ity"), Ask and answer your this: How many people did JESUS CHRIST Kill/Murder in the name of any Religion, etc.???
     
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  18. Nehemiah

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    #138
    No, I just never argue with Stop Signs.

    So where are their writings?:confused:

    Which "Neanderthal man" told you that?:D

    :eek:
    I told you already, I don't argue with folks who claim their ancestors were monkeys. . .even if they're the monkeys that GOD Created.
     
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    #139
    Good decision.
     
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    Nehemiah Peon

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    #140
    Take a look at your (last) most recent post; It looks like you couldn't answer my questions, and so you just kinda wimped out:eek:.

    But, that's what happens when the "Neander-monkey-thal hoping to someday grow up and become a man" kicks in huh?:cool:
     
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