... or if by any chance you deem hamburgers as unfit to send as e-mail attachments, payments via PayPal will do just fine. Who Is This Guy Anyway? I'm a copywriter specialized in sales copy for info-products and software packages. I'm in this line of work since 2005 and have completed more than 150 projects in the process. These facts are verifiable upon request. Why Should I Hire This Fella? Because I'm good at what I do. Of course, believing this is an entirely different matter. The world is filled with excellent writers that write "Good qualaty artlices" after all. Send a request for samples and your moderately intense wish will be my command. Alright Smarta**! How Much Does It Cost? The almighty answer is: ...it depends. Show me what you need to be done and I'll give you a quote. Now excuse me, but my tuna salad needs my complete attention. Keep in touch. Regards, George
ummm...I have to say this is the most disturbing(and somewhat funny) thread I've ever read on this forum...I hope you get work though
Thanks for the support mate. As for being disturbing, when we'll see writers offering articles at one dollar a piece, that's when we should really get worried. Oh wait...
Ahem!! I am a writer myself but this indeed is an impressive writing style to offer services. Good luck for your endeavours
Disturbing? He's just demonstrated that he is one of the few capable writers in this joint. Best of luck to you. Hope you can find work at more than 1 cent per word. It can be a struggle sometimes.
There were 5 PM's waiting in my inbox this morning, as well as some green rep (whoever rep-ed me, thank you). I figure I must be doing something right. As for the "disturbing" issue, I personally thought that the humor behind the headline was as subtle as a sawed shotgun. Apparently I was wrong. Anyway, thank you for the support guys, it is much appreciated. Regards, George