Joke for you, enjoy it !!

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    TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Student : A teacher....

    A Japanese couple have illegitimate twins, what do they name them?
    Answer: Jo Hua , So Hua
     
    dipal76, Feb 12, 2009 IP
  2. Bradders

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    #2
    didnt really make me smile at all lol sorry good attempt though.
     
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  3. A_Aygun

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    #3
    Well, the first one was not so bad though :) Thanks for sharing, anyway
     
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    #4
    I read the second one 3 times and didn't get it. Sorry that's my limit for trying to forcefully make a joke funny :p

    First one is not bad, but the student would be staying after school for that lol
     
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    #5
    First one is ok, but the second makes no sense to me lol
     
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    yongleinternational Well-Known Member

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    #6
    lol, it is funny. Thank you.
     
    yongleinternational, Feb 12, 2009 IP
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    #7
    Thanks for sharing mate, they made me to laugh for some seconds.
     
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    #8
    indians can understand the second joke, coz the answer is in Hindi....pretty dumb of the OP to think hindi jokes wud be well recieved.. :p
     
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    #9
    Good jokes...;)Thanks for sharing with us.
     
    fancymouj, Feb 12, 2009 IP
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    #10
    Ha, nice jokes, ya the second one you must know Indian language(Hindi) to understand it.. thanks for sharing.
     
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    #11
    I tried a lot... but cant laugh!! LOL
     
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    #12
    I don't understand #2 lolz
     
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    #13
    i think the answer to the first "joke" should be dipal76 not teacher
     
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    #14
    its a hindi joke
     
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    #15
    "my girlfriend said that for her birthday she wanted something that goes from 0 to 60 in 3 seconds"
    I got her a scale :D
     
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    #16
    that's some slow scale you got her :rolleyes:
     
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    #17
    I like the first one!
     
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    #18
    The first joke is nice but 2nd joke isn't bad :D
     
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    #19
    what ever you do do not give up your day job to tell jokes.
     
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    #20
    HA HA HA!!:D
    Both are interesting.Thank you.Hope you are from India. :)
     
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