Post the SMSes which you liked,loved and laughed

hi friends
Post the SMSes which grabbed your attention for a while here.....
Lemme be the first to start it...

 

Translated from Hebrew:
"Kaba 55 Dapar 80 and there is a comment which saying "jackass" "

Actually Kaba and Dapar are technical grades in IDF (Israel's army), so I needed my friend to check them for me (the army doesn't allow enlisted soldiers to know these details), these grades are A+ and allow me to be a pilot => it opens all of the army doors for me

 

Don't ever rush to fall in love, because it never runs out nor dies...
If someone asks you, why are you still single..?????
Tell them, "God is busy in writing the best love story for me!!!""

 

i got a good one recently! "Friendship is like WIND u cant see it but u can feel the presence!

 

One of SMSes send by my girlfriend is "I can't fall asleep and want to be with you" . lol

 

my last received SMS sounds like this: "I already miss you !"

 

empty sms with no number and nothing

 

"All people have 5 senses
some mat have 6.
you are a gifted person you have the 7th sense.
NONSENSE"...




Three monkeys are missing from Zoo!!
One is watching TV..!! one is playing game..!!
and one is reading this sms!!!........

 

lol ...i liked the first one from you...the seven sense

 

here's what i got this morning....

 

Nice one mate.

 

really nice... I like it....

 

Thats A good One

 

1 Hand on Horn
1 Hand on Gear
1 Ear listening songs
1 Ear on Mobile
1 Foot on Accelerator
1 Foot on Cluch
& Eyes on Girls

Welcome to Pakistan and this is our busy nation

 

Awesome lines on a LINUX page...

In a world of no walls or fences,we don't need WINDOWS or GATES....

 

message i got from a friend on the day of my birthday :
'Many years ago something horrifying and disgusting grew inside your mother... that thing was you ! '
... very funny

 

Do not Postpone today's work for tomorrow.......

...after a long gap....


YOU CAN ALSO DO IT DAY AFTER TOMORROW.....


Enjoy life..