New NOFOLLOW Tag - Obligated usage too.

Discussion in 'Co-op Advertising Network' started by roadies, Jun 27, 2006.

  1. #1
    I think that the co-op should create its own standard rel= tag and use that by default with every outgoing link within the network. We should call it the Jessica Simpson tag and every link in the co-op should have rel="Jessica Simpson" as part of its structure. Sure, it may not be W3C valid, but we'll lobby that and get it validated with the next set of standards. Hell, we'll probably even hire half the W3C moderators to join our co-op since that would be faster and easier (a bit more expensive, but who cares, since WE'RE THE CO-OP! We can do anything).

    This Jessica Simpson tag would serve several purposes:
    1) We'll just assume anyone who uses it is a moron.
    2) We'll just assume anyone who doesn't use it is a moron.
    3) We'll just assume any links using it are 100% automatic spam.
    4) This will prevent spammers from leaving blog comment spam, since everyone knows that Jessica Simpson is an airhead, therefore not wanting any association.
    5) This will serve as a lame band-aid because we don't feel like fixing the real problem.
     
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  2. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #2
    Dude!! Are you on high???
     
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    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    #3
    I'm guessing the monkey has had a problem somewhere and this is the rant that follows...
     
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    anthonycea Banned

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    #4
    Sarah has done some research on this issue!

    Nintendo has too, he calls it the WackoTag and it works! :)
     
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    roadies Well-Known Member

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    #5
    nah, no past problems. Just Google's choices over the past year or so in general. What, you don't like my ideas any better? It will work, I promise you.

    And I've GOT to try that WackoTag!
     
    roadies, Jun 27, 2006 IP
  6. Nintendo

    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Want to be a wacko and get that WackoTag??!!! Just drive anthonycea insane!!! :D:D
     
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    roadies Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Done! Is it free? I shoulda asked before I used it. /WackoTag

    I'll paypal whatever whenever for use of this very cool tool! /JessicaSimpson
     
    roadies, Jun 28, 2006 IP
  8. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

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    #8
    Geez, why does every thread on this forum have to turn into some wacko-related thread? :rolleyes:
     
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    anthonycea Banned

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    #9
    Because you are in them Fryman :confused:

    By the way man, I need a few threads locked, PM me if you can help out! :D
     
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    roadies Well-Known Member

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    dunno. did try to make it a JessicaSimpson related thread, since we don't seem to have enough of those here. But things got wacko, and quick. :D
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Notice it's always anthonycea that high jacks da threads!!! :D:D:D
     
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    #12
    And still he is the unlucky one, not to get any infractions...

    teeheeheee
     
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    roadies Well-Known Member

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    #13
    I think Nintendo bribes Matt Cutts to look the other way when he goes wacko.
     
    roadies, Jul 2, 2006 IP
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    tacoX Peon

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    #14
    Bad ideas - in my opinion. It also makes it obvious about members in the coop. I think that the coop should use title="{link}" though. That would be extremly extremly useful.
     
    tacoX, Jul 17, 2006 IP
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    roadies Well-Known Member

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    #15
    Yeah, they're really bad ideas. That's why I posted them.
     
    roadies, Jul 18, 2006 IP