Jack Shitts’ Family Genealogy Tree For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Schitt. We find ourselves at a loss when someone says. “You don’t know Jack Schitt!†Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.. they had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married, Dumb Schitt a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, a because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspapers announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schittâ€, you can correct them Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt My boss sent this to me earlier today.
ok dude Jack Schitt means Jack Sh*t and Crock O. Schitt Means A Load Of Sh*t now theres dawg schitt which means dog Sh*t Byrd schitt which means bird sh*t and etc god its hard to type Sh*t without spelling it without the star lol
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