God does have a sense of humour

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    A man was praying to God.

    He said, "God!?"

    God responded, "Yes?"

    And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?"

    "Go right ahead," God said.

    "God, what is a million years to you?"
    God said, "a million years to me is only a second."

    "Hmmm," the man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million
    dollars worth to you?"

    God said, "a million dollars to me is as a penny."

    So the man said, "God. can I have a penny?"

    And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....just a second."

    DON.
    :D
     
    deluxdon, Dec 19, 2008 IP
  2. wolfey

    wolfey Peon

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    #2
    Totally hosed by God.
     
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  3. M3rC

    M3rC Peon

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    #3
    LOL ahh that was a good giggle :p
     
    M3rC, Dec 19, 2008 IP
  4. skypeace

    skypeace Well-Known Member

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    Owned by God! hahaha :D
     
    skypeace, Dec 19, 2008 IP
  5. Hyder Ali

    Hyder Ali Peon

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    #5
    God gave the penny or not.
    It is mystery.
    I think the story is half. Please somebody continue it and write it till end.
     
    Hyder Ali, Dec 19, 2008 IP
  6. deluxdon

    deluxdon Catch Me If You Can...!!!™ Staff

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    #6
    I think you need to read entire post properly :D Specially below given part :p

     
    deluxdon, Dec 19, 2008 IP
  7. marketingpro007

    marketingpro007 Peon

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    #7
    Thats a nice joke.
     
    marketingpro007, Dec 20, 2008 IP
  8. izzatz13

    izzatz13 Active Member

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    Did you get the jokes? :confused:
     
    izzatz13, Dec 20, 2008 IP
  9. aleale

    aleale Well-Known Member

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    #9
    nice one but i have heard it before
     
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  10. switchfoot.dp

    switchfoot.dp Peon

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    #10
    how can any1 not get this joke...??

    i tell you, human iq levels are dropping alarmingly!!!
     
    switchfoot.dp, Dec 20, 2008 IP
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    wierdo Well-Known Member

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    Haha hilarious!
    That's very true unfortunately.
     
    wierdo, Dec 20, 2008 IP
  12. RightMan

    RightMan Notable Member

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    #12
    Laughed my heart out.....

    One should never argue with the master !!!!...:D

    Regards,

    RightMan
     
    RightMan, Dec 20, 2008 IP
  13. damnfrogs

    damnfrogs Guest

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    #13
    that was funny, tnx for the post...
     
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    rofl good joke... god owns :D
     
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    #15
    ha ha, good one.
     
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  16. navalthegreat

    navalthegreat Banned

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    #16
    Nice one..really
     
    navalthegreat, Dec 24, 2008 IP