The Official Chuck Norris Thread

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  1. scion08tc

    scion08tc Peon

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    #41
    i love all these chuck norris jokes! but do not wish to add any for i am affraid of getting my ass kick for making fun of him!
     
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  2. beacon.seo

    beacon.seo Well-Known Member

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    #42
    love all the chuck norris facts!
     
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    Shazz Prominent Member

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    #43
    Chuck Norris is God.
    Thread solved :D
     
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  4. esidyo

    esidyo Peon

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    #44
    D:mad: Pe:mad:ple W:mad:rship Him?
     
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    #45
    Chuck Norris games are NEVER on sale. They are always marked up 50,000 percent. Any requests for discount are dealt with a roundhouse kick.
     
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    Zerosleep Established User

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    #46
    Just wondering who da fcuk is Chuck Norris :p
     
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  7. scubita

    scubita Peon

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    #47
    So much bla, what about the pictures?
     
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    ROOFIS Well-Known Member

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    #48
    now now Don't get me started :D

    [​IMG]

    ROOFIS
     
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  9. ROOFIS

    ROOFIS Well-Known Member

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    #49
    Chuck Norris Spending a casual Sunday to solve Quantum Gravity
    and the Grand Unified Theory :eek::D

    [​IMG]




    ROOFIS:cool:
     
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  10. EvcRo

    EvcRo Notable Member

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    #50

    this is hilarious!

    Chuck Norris stinks :D
     
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    lycos Well-Known Member

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    #51
    He's not really good when it comes to acting. But he sure has some pretty cool moves.
     
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    #52
    He's a god, watch him having diner with the gang:

    [​IMG]


    :p:p
     
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    esidyo Peon

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    #54
    You do not die while sleeping because when you Sleep, Check Norris guards the world..
     
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    #55
    Chuck Norris CAN eat yellow snow!!!!
     
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    #56
    Lol the mod account one was pretty funny the others ive heard a thousand times.
     
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  17. ROOFIS

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    #57






    These are all original in the quote/post:D (click green arrow)



    ROOFIS:cool:
     
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  18. FaceJolt

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    #58
    Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

    Remember that from a physics lesson a few years back!
     
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    #59
    What about this guy?
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. esidyo

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    #60
    Chuck norris can SEO a site faster than anybody else
     
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