*I made $6,982.56 without doing A THING! Nope, NOT A THING! U CAN TOO! JOIN ME!!!!!

I have devised the-most-brilliant-and-automated-way-to-make-money-online! I want to share it with everyone because I now made my millions and want you to make yours too!

Now there is only one catch - of course - but don' worry:

*You don't have to PM Me

*You don't have to buy anything

*You don't even have to read anything

*All you have to do is look at your bank account and watch cash pile up!!

*You don't have to submit articles

*You don't have to make adwords ads

*You don't have to sign up to anything or opt-in anywhere

*You don't have to do A THING! ALL YOU DO IS WATCH CASH PILE UP!!

*I am so confident that you will make a million, that I offer a full money back guarantee - wait a minute - it's free - but I'll still offer a refund, you invest nothing - so I will give you 100% of your 'nothing' back if you are not satisfied.

*You don't have to click on any links

*You don't have to make landing pages or fumble with codes

*You don't have to make videos/audios/flash pieces or submit them

*You don't have to EVER look at a computer again!!

*Yep - YOU - my friends are only moments away from discovering my ultra new super steroid tactics that will PUMP cash into your accounts faster than you can 'refresh' your page!! Don't believe me yet? Keep reading...

*You don't have to have a paypal account

*You don't have to have a physical address

*Heck - You don't even have to be human for this one - so if you're green - it's OK!

*You don't have to speak English - or speak any language

*You don't have to meet an age limit, height limit, IQ limit or otherwise

*You NEVER have to message anyone - Instant CASH - yep - In your account!

*You don't have to be a benificiary to any deceased pretend family member

*You will not have to show any ID or cross any borders or cash any checks

*You do not even need a bank account!!?! Can YOU - believe it?! This is the bestest system I've ever launched and am guaranteeing YOU - that - YOU will make money online and finally be able to stop your dreaded hamster wheel life! WOW!

*You don't have to wear clothes

*You don't have to shave or smell good

*You don't have to be male or female or in betweenie

*You WILL have to like CASH - lot's of it - so much that all the models and celebrities will be at your door in a few days wanting to party - R- U - READY FOR CASH?! Do YOU love CASH THAT MUCH?!

*This is the most lucrative and high paying post on DP - I pwomise - YOU WILL get paid - I will fly to see you personally, and hand you over a suitcase full of money EVERY time you do NOTHING at least ONCE a day!

*I even have 16 testimonials from happy NOTHING doers who are living life like they always imagined - DOING NOTHING! You can read them once you are in my inner circle, I'll even jump on the phone with you to reassure you that NOTHING is great and an easy thing monetize!! It's all about NOTHING!

*My top affiliate earned $16,389,188.00 on his THIRD DAY! I have proof! He's that guy that everyone knows, you know, John...! He's so filthy rich now that he NEVER even goes outside, he's just lazy and sleeps in PILES of CASH all day - he smokes though - but that's ok because he ACTUALLY SMOKES $100 BILLS!! Imagine being THAT rich!! Doing NOTHING?!

All you have to do to qualify for this nuclear bomb of an offer.. .. ..... Is... .. .. You guessed it - NOTHING!

Keep reading DP forums, there are literally HUNDREDS of REAL offers like this one - yep - nobody here ever lies or is dishonest, we are all moral marketers monetizing things people really really need in life... so Go - start reading more offers now - after all - you have NOTHING to lose

Why are you still reading? Don't you want MONEY - Go! Do NOTHING!!
NC.

 

Never in my life, have I seen such a tornado of hot air on digitalpoint!

What in the he|| are you talking about?
We get to the bottom of your post, and there is NOTHING there!
What a waste of time. Do you think we are all idiots?

Is your signature link the punch line?
OK. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Good one.

I am going to follow your advice, and do absolutely nothing. You have won me over!

 

Seems someone forgot their sarcasm hat this morning... .. .. Just having some fun bro - this industry is so naive and cracked out sometimes that I wanted to have a laugh at the AFF section of this board - perhaps others will enjoy it a little more...

Cheers to nothing,
NC.

**Edit - sorry to make you work for it

 

OK. Sorry.
Blame my lack of humor recognition on my bad mood this morning.
On second thought, the post is great. So, so familiar. I'm actually laughing out loud now.
I have indeed overdosed on this approach many times. You are right - I found out that I was sitting on my sarcasm hat.
I promise to lighten up for the rest of the day.

 

I want clarification on this..

I'm a nudist 5 year old transsexual from Neptune, so does this mean I still qualify?

I have been turned down before.

 

If it made you work a lil' to get to the punch - then so much the better - everyone needs a good laugh once a day it's good for the heart. No apology necessary, and glad you can relate to silliness now

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
NC.

 

**Velcome Velcome - Rodmac - We have a 100% equal opportunity here. If you have cousins on mars and uncles in uranus they are Velcome too! Remember - they will have an obligation to meet to do NOTHING - make sure you - and they - are ready before starting this once in a lifetime fascinating universal opportunity!

 

Thanks for sharing. You really put some thoughts in your post about all the NOTHINGs we could be doing.

 

Cheers - if you read it again and replace 'don't' with 'will have to' and 'nothing' with 'everything' - that's more like a day to day marketer with some success, so in turn there are a few clues here for you all

NC.

 

I sense some sarcasm from "bigkhong"....

 

I feel pretty stupid now.
But that is only because you did such a GREAT JOB!

My recent overwhelming lack of success in affiliate marketing has taken its toll, as I have just demonstrated. Eight bazillion impressions, and not one red cent. It makes me suspect that the whole thing is just a great big sham, and every single cookie is being overwritten by stealware.

rnc505 - LOVE your avatar. How true, how true.

 

You got me! lol. I was getting so excited, until the end

 

You can't be serious..... You actually thought he was going to reveal you something that would require no work and you'd just sit and watch the money pour in...

 

That's a shame - wow - I'm curious to know how/what you do in this game? I've been in AM/IM/M for over 11 years and play in many sectors/fields etc. - It definitely can be a tough journey however it can be quite rewarding too once you get your head wrapped around your first few successful campaigns.

I know this is the main aff section - so this may be a little specific as the offers in this section run wild and run wide - however focusing on well crafted credit card pulling offers/conversion mastered pages, within quick reputable paying networks yields best results for me both as a vendor and affiliate. Sounds easy right? Wrong - I have about 10 products going through ClickBank, PayDotCom, CPA's, Other networks and I watch literally thousands of affiliates every day - only a handful are successful and get regular conversions on a daily.

What do I think it all comes down to? Proper fundamental education in marketing, not just onilne, but marketing over all. I've serviced tier-1's for many years so perhaps this arena comes naturally to me however the most important factor to have in this game is problem solving skills+aggressive proactive campaigning to your offer(s).

Perhaps this mock-thread can be saved now and turn into a juicy 'how to' with some relevance, I didn't mean to waste anyones time - and my joke was indeed meant to just make a few people smile today that are so caught up in this game - and to perhaps give new comers a view into what to watch out for... Feel free to share your experiences with programs like the one I joke about - feel free to share why you are not converting and what you are trying - I don't mind helping where I can

Now that the cat is out of the bag - you cannot do 'NOTHING' in this game people, no such thing as internet secrets or special attention programs to sneak by the learning curve ladder and be rich tomorrow - educate yourselves!!

Norb.

 

Where can I buy it...I can't find the link anywhere? PM me and I'll wire you my house and children.

lol, funny NcMedia

 

Great trick .. Started to read until the half of the post and already wanted to stop reading and scroll down to post that I'm in, and then .. And then I saw last line of your post
Well .. I can say only one thing - this is for peoples who are saying that all this money earning is bull**** !
Anyway, thank for this great trick

 

Here I started out all upset, and now I want to vote this "Best Post of the Day".
Ha-ha-ha.

 

**Heya! Wow we have a taker! THIS will change - your - life! You can buy it absolutely everywhere, anywhere, at anytime! In fact - there you go - you just bought it! It's YOURS! You are a proud owner of NOTHING! TAKE CARE OF IT!! My Wire # is 66666666666.

**

** Just don't forget, NOTHING expires by midnight tonight so you MUST get your copy or the price will go up to 4xNOTHING when you return!

ACT NOW! Post - I WANT TO DO NOTHING below and I'll express ship your order in the blink of an eye and include FREE shipping and handling TODAY!

PS. You've tried things your way, and maybe you think that someday things will magically turn around for you, and money will start to flow into your accounts but - it's not likely going to happen...

PPS. Today though - for only the price of a breath of fresh air, and for putting in the amount of work that a lazy cat does for the next day or two.... you can have it all!! CLICK HERE TO ORDER NOTHING NOW <<<<<<< If you tried to click that - you are still a customer not a marketer....

 

wooooow great idea
but still have to work every single day and night .... dream on boy

i cant belive i read the whole thing

 

Wait - don't close the window or leave, what if I offer you another 90% OFF my crazy NOTHING offer if you act NOW?! You don't want to say 'no' to TONS of CASH and CARS and WOMEN DO YOU?!?! If you leave, THIS will be the biggest marketing mistake of your life!! You've been warned.