My Wife's Friend's Wicked Ass...

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  1. #1
    Something just reminded me that my wife has a friend with a wicked ass...

    No, I won't post a picture...

    I'm wondering if anyone else has this unfourtunate situation? It's always difficult to check things out without being too rude (a little is ok). :confused:
     
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  2. ServerUnion

    ServerUnion Peon

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    Maybe they need to stop eating so many tacos. I know I have a "wicked" ass when I eat to much mexican...
     
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  3. itsme

    itsme Well-Known Member

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    #3

    wick·ed (wĭk'ĭd)
    adj., -er, -est.
    1. Evil by nature and in practice: “this wicked man Hitler, the repository and embodiment of many forms of soul-destroying hatred” (Winston S. Churchill).
    2. Playfully malicious or mischievous: a wicked prank; a critic's wicked wit.
    3. Severe and distressing: a wicked cough; a wicked gash; wicked driving conditions.
    4. Highly offensive; obnoxious: a wicked stench.
    5. Slang. Strikingly good, effective, or skillful: a wicked curve ball; a wicked imitation.
    adv. Slang.

    Used as an intensive: “a … body suit, which she describes as wicked comfortable” (Nathan Cobb).


    Her Ass: Type 5, slang... it's round, firm and delicious (I'm guessing).

    My Ass: Type 4... no explanation needed.


    So you see my problem. :(
    Life can be so complex.

    ;)
     
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  4. lorien1973

    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    I ordered those cajun wings from pizza hut the other day. I had a wicked ass the next morning.
     
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  5. ServerUnion

    ServerUnion Peon

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    #5
    My wife is latina, its like have J-Lo clones around when she has her friends over.
     
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  6. ash1

    ash1 Active Member

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    #6
    this thread is useless without pics :(
     
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  7. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    My ass gets HELLA wicked after drinking a milkshake!
     
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    e10 Well-Known Member

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    And mine is hell wicked after Lentil Stew!
     
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  9. lorien1973

    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    Or curry! .....
     
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  10. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #10
    This is used to be my 'road trip torture' recipe.

    Consume the night before a long car ride with buddies (or family):


    - 2 cans of sardines (lightly salted)
    - Corned beef and cabbage
    - 2 cups of gravy (drink)
    - 1 Mega protein milkshake
    - 6-pack of Milwaukee's Best (beer)
     
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    piniyini Well-Known Member

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    #11
    I hear ya brother
     
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  12. lorien1973

    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    note to self: no road trips with rob :p
     
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    #13
    I have a nice and bigass for a guy... :)
     
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    #14
    You guys crack me up...
     
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    soj Well-Known Member

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    #15
    want to touch the hiney

    [​IMG]

    one pic is better than none
     
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    #16
    the most wicked a$$ in the world:
    Keira Augustina
    [​IMG]
     
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    I dont know... It needs another 1/4 of a cm...
     
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  20. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #20
    Vida!!!!


    But I'm more into fat *******!

    [​IMG]
     
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