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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by dct, Dec 28, 2005.

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    I've just got back from a few family gatherings and did find my eyes being drawn to the odd pair of non blood related twenty something pair of breasts, how do you avoid this difficult to talk out of but all be it enjoyable viewing, or am I just becoming a dirty old man.
     
    dct, Dec 28, 2005 IP
  2. ServerUnion

    ServerUnion Peon

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    #2
    no need to feel guilt, accept it...
     
    ServerUnion, Dec 28, 2005 IP
  3. bluemouse2

    bluemouse2 Well-Known Member

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    #3
    get a cold shower :)
     
    bluemouse2, Dec 28, 2005 IP
  4. dct

    dct Finder of cool gadgets

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    I wasn't feeling guilty but did get some dirty looks of a grandfather, and yes bluemouse2 (wheres 1) I did take a shower :)
     
    dct, Dec 28, 2005 IP
  5. bluemouse2

    bluemouse2 Well-Known Member

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    there's no bluemouse1 :D
     
    bluemouse2, Dec 28, 2005 IP
  6. livingearth

    livingearth Well-Known Member

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    enjoy lifes rewards and don't worry over it...
    Be friendly and smile...
    You never know you might get lucky!
     
    livingearth, Dec 28, 2005 IP
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    mightyb Banned

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    I have my own little strategy. Get a pair of good sunglasses so that noone can see what you are looking at, then position yourself between the girl and the object you pretend to be looking at. Make sure the angle is at least 45o from the.....





    Actually lets not go into that... I doubt anyone is interested anyway :D


    Just watch out for my ebook soon coming to stores near you...
     
    mightyb, Dec 28, 2005 IP
  8. PlanetAndrea

    PlanetAndrea Active Member

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    as long as she's not related, or married to anyone in your family....then I'd think its ok to look, but you got caught...by a grandfather no less....which makes it bad..just be more sly next time!
     
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  9. livingearth

    livingearth Well-Known Member

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    PlanetAndrea you are so cool!
     
    livingearth, Dec 28, 2005 IP
  10. PlanetAndrea

    PlanetAndrea Active Member

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    well seriously, what guy doesnt' look? you'd either weird her out or turn her on if she caught you, either way probably isn't good since she's "family"
     
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  11. dct

    dct Finder of cool gadgets

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    She was my daughter's mother's half sister, so no marriage or direct blod relative to me but still dodgy ground when caught red handed (or red eyed at the time)
     
    dct, Dec 28, 2005 IP
  12. Colleen

    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #12
    Boobs can be hot, it's kinda hard not to look. I'd take it as a compliment (from non-family) even if it's a "dirty old man" :D
    Besides if they don't want anyone looking, they could just wear a baggy sweater or something.
     
    Colleen, Dec 28, 2005 IP
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    livingearth Well-Known Member

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    #13
    Yes good judgement is indicated....
     
    livingearth, Dec 28, 2005 IP
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    PlanetAndrea Active Member

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    eh i don't know about taking it as a compliment if its "family" but in his situation she's not really family, so its a iffy topic. if my uncle or someone was checking me out, i'd wanna puke..
     
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    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    Me too.. :eek: ;)
     
    Colleen, Dec 28, 2005 IP
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    I'll hold you to that if I ever see you in person and you catch me staring :cool:
     
    GRIM, Dec 28, 2005 IP
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    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    #17
    What kind of kid that hangs with granpa at a family gathering is wearing something that makes her tits so prominant?

    Oh and BTW, just cause women show 90% of thier tits, we're the pigs when we look?

    Yeah, right!
     
    noppid, Dec 28, 2005 IP
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    Well YOU, I'd get you in another room and let you see them and touch them.. :eek: :eek: lol.
     
    Colleen, Dec 28, 2005 IP
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    livingearth Well-Known Member

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    Thirty-five isn`t exactly an old man. Twenty isn't a nearly little girl. And fifteen years isn`t a totally unrealistic spread. As a bartender of 40 (or so) I have found that many women in their twentys actually pursue men a good bit older.
     
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    I'll hold you and 'them' to that was well :p
     
    GRIM, Dec 28, 2005 IP
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