Hello I have this annoying neighbour that is always nagging about noise and such. When i'm drinking and listening to music in my garden, that bitch is always behind the wall watching me. So i heard she was affraid of dogs, i went to buy a Doberman: Name is "Musta Surma" = means "black death" Now the problem is that the dog is pretty goddamn stupid at the age of 12 weeks and the critter is trying to bite me all the time and i cannot work, cause the damned thing is biting my arm all the time. When i say NO, she just thinks it is a game and when i hit her with my fists, my wife starts to cry! I have been thinking about just throwing it in the river, then i could tell my wife she ran away, when i was in pub drinking or someone stole it. Also, if it starts to act normally i need to make it very angry against the neighbour, anyone know how to achive this? I want it to bite the whore everytime she see her. Advice needed Sir. Turhapuro
People like you shouldn't be aloud to have pets in the first place Get it trained for like 50-75$ dude, it's not that expensive. And what ever you do bring it to the pound before "throwing it in the river".
I say the dog and your wife should run off together. Seriously, you are probably the most ignorant person on DP. At least that seems to be your act here.
Wow, take the dog to training class. I would turn your back every time the dog try to jump on you and so NO! If it bites you take a hold of its mouth firmly as if you mean it and say No! Consistency is the key word its take a while until the puppy understand why you say No!
Good, but how do i make it angry against the neighbour. It's her job to bite the neighbour, well also bought it for my wife cause she likes dogs. That little thing is driving me nuts, she shits and pees all over the place and steals food, goes around like crazy... maybe she is crazy?
Obviously your the one with the problem, not the dog and not your neighbour. Sounds like the dog is smarter than you mate. He knows a bad person when he sees one ...... and unfortunately it is its owner. People like you should be put behind bars
I don't understand, why am i bad? Why all this hostility? It's just a god damn dog, i just want to train it to be a killer.
Why you want to use the dog to take your anger on her.. Instead of the Dog you go Bite her lol.. There is way a dog should be bought up. I own two dogs and we treat as a part of family. I don't want them go and bite people around. The dog is young and it needs a playmate. If you don't have time.. don't raise the dog. Donate it to someone.. there are people who can take better care of the dog.. ..:: peace ::.. Jeba
Almost all dogs will steal food if you turn your back on them. The dog will have to be train to potty out side. Make the dog go to potty at least 30 minutes after it eats and make it go at least 2 more times a day so it will get used to its potty area. It you want it to bite the next door neighbor than take it to mans best friends they have specific training that will do the trick. But, honesty take the dog to a no kill shelter you don't have the patients to be a dog owner. A dog is supposed to be part of the family not just a tool to bite the hell out of your neighbor butt.
Well, i let my wife worry about the dog then, she can do the training and clean the shit. I just don't have the time, thank god the thing don't bark.
i can't stop laughing... after seeing replies i am really enjoying this thread... very funny. silly dog. lolz
Don't chuck it in the river , that seriously is cruel! Just get it trained and it will grow on you I promise . They're mans best friends afterall...