I want bigger size!!

How to get bigger size for my sausage and potatoes. There is so much hogwash going around i was wondering if anyone does something that works. Want to suprise my mrs.
Anyone?

 

Well, there are many ways, but if you want to get a sureshot contact penis
doctor. They will operate with low failure %, i think its just 5% or something
like that, think about it you have 5% change to lose your cock. Now if you
take this change and succeed you could end up with 5 to 15cm longer and
nicer cock, im sure your wife would like it.

You should always have a backup plan. Now if the operation fails dont worry!
You can always ask the doctor to create your self your own pussy, and if
your wife don't like it you can atleast finger your self.

So go ahead, let us know the results!

 

Dude, size doesn't matter that much.

 

it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean, baby!

 

Classic ROFL LMFAO

 

Damn I love turhapuro's suggestion!!!

--Joe

 

okay we need to get some more opinions from ladies. Thats going to reassure me. Thanks for the support in these small times lol.

 

Hit it wit a brick/set it on fire! Guaranteed to swollen!
You're welcome!

 

It doesn't matter if you've only got a little sausage and potatoes if you've got 250 pounds to hammer it home
My suggestion therefore - EAT MORE! Bahahaha

(Well, you can't expect a serious answer to a question like this)

 

I've found that treating my livestock with love and affection tends to produce the fatest and tastiest meat. I make sure everything I feed them is organic and give them lots of room to roam arround untill they are one day...slaughtered and eaten for a good meal.

As for potatoes, I try to take a similar approach. I water each potatoe plant individually with love and affection, diligently guarding it against weeds and bugs, since no chemicals touch my potatoes.

I hope this helps you.

 

Buddy size really doesn't matter it's all about how you use it. lol.

 

Haha! This is one quote i'm going to remember

 

True dat.

Y'know that one only needs 2 inches to hit the G spot?

 

Thats awesome. Im well clear of that

 

You all have very weird Vegitable fetishes....

And live-stock corpse fetishes...

EDIT: However, I perfectly respect your fetishes, however weird they may be.

 

Is that in general? How about a 6" up girl does he only needs a 2 inch to hit her G? lol.

 

Most women prefer average-size equipment....

....and no, I don't know what this average is!

 

DP just keeps getting better

 

http://www.upi.com/Consumer_Health_...1/men_obsess_over_penis_size_women_dont/1851/

It'll be OK

 

I heard about this guy, he works it out, it hasn't gained any girth per say but there must be something to his new nickname: "The Human Tri-pod"