How can I redirect w/o .htaccess

I need to redirect a couple of *.html pages to new pages. I cannot use .htaccess in the directory or apache.conf files, because they are not allowed by my webhost. Also I can't use php to send headers because (again) the webhost only sends *.php pages to the php parser. Any ideas, or am I screwed?

 

JS will do this, here is a page with numerous choices to pick from/
http://www.javascript-2.com/redirect.html

 

Thanks for the site, it has many options. Granted, I didn't read all the scripts there, but I would like a 301 redirect if possible, for the G advantage, What I'll have to do in the meantime, is a simple meta refresh tag.