My Girlfriend's Guide To Good Results on Google

1. Type in Search
2. Click Search Button
3. Click on page 5

 

At least she can sit in front of a computer without breaking it.

 

She is the most computer savvy person at her job. She also consistently find things on the web that are cool.

 

Perhaps. Then again she's missing the first four pages of results. Not sure how "savvy" that is...

 

It's a good way to find info on very competitive keywords, and other things that attract the search engine spammers.

 

huh I don't know, what alext girlfriend learnt and what she saying. everyone know this.

 

I have 30 search results per page so your girlfriend's page 5 would be my page 2 then... unless she has more than 10 results per page, of course

 

Where you here 5th choice as well.

 

hmmm...gotta try it out ....newayz...i think she is missing the lotta details on 1st 4 pages...

 

Allow me to be the first to say, "Huh???"...

 

Ha, I think Smitty218 was referring to her 5th choice in terms of boyfriends.

 

I'm guessing either English is his second language or he's a victim of the public school system of California. rofl

 

So she's the person that has been visiting my sites!

 

Now THAT is humor

 

Probably the only person visiting your site.

 

reminds me of some of the tag lines found on ebay

 

All of my hard work has gone down the drain!

Now everyone will be ignoring the first 4 pages and going straight to page 5!

 

lol I've just tried a few keyterms and I have to admit, the percentage of useful sites is higher on page 5 than page 1

 

I guess this means that the first 4 pages (or 40 entries) are merchants and such that have money and pump them into advertising for high SERP (am I using the correct term?)

 

Pretty much. Btw, the same thing applies to Yahoo!, only there you need to start at page 20